Random DELTA Invasion Episode Generator
Based on a true story!
At
Misato's apartment, Tom and his homies are beating each other with
folded metal chairs. John, Charles and Cy-Kill discuss the past and
their phone bill. Meanwhile, at NERV, Kaji and Excel are discussing
interest rates, or so they claim. Tom and the gang go out yodeling when
suddenly the Invador Alert sounds! Googleplex Invadors will arrive in a
different story so the Children arrive on the Floating Island. Nerv
deploys a suffusion of yellow EVAs. Tom immediately seeks out the most
powerful Invador which has the body of Good King Mika, the head of The
President of the United States, the arms of Edward the spoony bard, the
legs of an octopus and a swiss yodeling champion. The Invador attacks
Tom with a pair of Jill Valentine All-Purpose Utility Breasts(TM). Tom
is almost defeated but then he Digivolves to the Ultimate level and
destroys the Invador by ret-conning it out of hisotry. Then he goes and
rescues Auska. After the battle, the kids go to relive Olympic memories
at Homebush Bay where they discuss how hard the battle was and why
Shinji has turned green. At NERV, Ritsuko discovers Gamera is big and
full of Turtle Meat.
Tune in next week, when John is special!
-= Again =-
-= From whence I came =-
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