Elmer Studios presents... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ MSTing no. 47 - more of Delta Invasion. Featuring the incredible... BASKETBALL SCENE! Evangelion is copyright Gainax. Evangelion II Delta is copyright someone who didn't even put their own name on it, but is probably not Steve Austin. Probably. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [The scene - a well furnished apartment, with two couches in an L formation in front of a large cabinet that includes a wide-screen TV and video recorder. The apartment has a few doors to who-knows-where, and a small kitchenette. A coffee table sits in front of the two couches, and a desk, home to a well-equipped PC sits off to one side. There are two Silver Mallies resting on the bench in front of the kitchenette.] [Rick, Rebecca, Dan and Tsuneo all enter.] Rebecca: I don't know what's worse in Delta Invasion: EVA-03 is mysteriously better or EVA-40 has been lamely summoned into existence for the umpteenth time. Tsuneo: It's not just "summoned into existence." It was contrived back to full health, just like Unit 03. Rebecca: Well, you know what I mean. All of a sudden, it's just fine. It wasn't a daroc sea, it was just a hole in the ground. Tsuneo: What about poor old unit 02? It gets piloted by Issei, repeatedly maimed and then killed at the end of Hellstorm 2. Rebecca: But the thing is that unit 04, since it's an unknown, has been used as a vehichle by any number of SIs. I mean Lisa's got her amazingly safe unit 04, and Jin's got his time-jumping unit 04 *with* an S2 engine. Rick: Yeah, but nothing really bad happens to them. They're there, so what? EVA- 03 definitely gets the worst wrap of it all. I mean, it's killed after only two episodes. Plus in "Fate," it got resurrected and died again. Dan: He's got a point. Don't forget that in NXE, unit 03 was there before it was even made in the original. Man, that must make it one screwed up EVA. Tsuneo: Well, I still think EVA-02 has a worse time than any of them. Rick: Any reason? Tsuneo: Issei and Asuka. Rebecca: Ouch. Rick: Too right. Dan: Hey! Rick: Hang on a minute, what about Unit 01? In NXE, it's got Lara Croft inside it. That's gotta be bad. Tsuneo: Yeah, but nothing bad happens to it besides that. I mean EVA-01 *always* comes out on top. Always. Rick: I guess so. Dan: I've gotta side with Rebecca, though. I mean... Piloted by Lisa, yuck. Rebecca: Well there's a first. Any mail? Tsuneo: Give me a second... [Tsuneo fiddles with the mouse for a second.] Tsuneo: ?Yeah. here's one from someone calling themselves Gendo on "Issei Rides Again" > I must applaud your bravery for continuing to work on Issei Mataloun's fics. > It would be a vast, blinding statement of the obvious to say 'that boy ain't > right.' Dan: But it needs saying anyway. All: That boy ain't right. > I would like to know when, where, and if he leaned how to type, and > where he got his language skills from. I think Rebecca summed it up best: > > Gendo looked at his confused. "I thought you wanted one so bad you > > were going to quit?! Now you don't want one? What's your problem, kid???" > Rebecca: Too many to name. > Continue the good work! Rebecca: Thanks. We try, really. Tsuneo: The next one's from Anne Valentine on "Hellstorm II" > Everyone, > Smashing job on the latest Hellstorm fic! I loved all the gratuitous blood, > running gags, and sexual innuendos! ^_^ > I've just got a couple things to rant about, and I hope you don't mind that > you're my unfortunate victim: > 1. Toshi! Dammit! Why couldn't he have been Lestat? I mean, the description > was perfect! Blonde hair, sunglasses, business suit, he's even in the right > place! Waaaaahhh! I want my Lestat-cutey-honey-sama! Of course, the thought > of an Anne Rice/Issei Mataloun crossover makes chills go up and down my spine. Tsuneo: Uh... Yeah. Rick: Thanks for that. I may never sleep again. > 2. The disgusting characterization of Jezebel! She is not some snake-fanged, > icky-kapoo looking demon thingy! She is a kawaii li'l black-haired girl, > right Jez? > Jez: Right you are! > And for another thing, she is not married to the Devil! Jonny would kill him! > (Okay, I know you guys are lost, so some words of explanation: Jezebel is one > of my alter-egos, she's destined to marry Jonny Quest, and she is a slightly > lust-ravaged teenaged girl.) Rebecca: When alter egos get out of control. Tonight on "A Current Affair." > I hope I never learn enough about Evangelion to force the crew of FFT7K to > watch some of the fics . . . > Good job! Can't wait to see Rebecca whoop Dan's silly behind! Rebecca: Woo-hoo! Dan: Hey! No fair! Tsuneo: Well thanks Anne... I think. Dan: I've got way more fans than you do, wonder girl. Rebecca: What did you just call me? Rick: Settle down. We haven't even started the fic. Tsuneo: There's two more, both on "Delta Invasion." This first one's from Mike Surbrook. > > "Inside you'll find your plug suit, your entry card and a watch to > > tighten the suit in one press." > Rick: All this is in the mallet? > Rebecca: How come I get the feeling the author meant to use a different > word here? > Tsuneo: Like what? > Rebecca: Um... Er... Good point. > I'm betting the word is "wallet". Rick: Yeah, but holding a plugsuit? Rebecca: Well in the middle ages, "wallet" could mean a backpack of any size. Rick: In the middle ages. However, here in the 20th century... Rebecca: Good point. > > "No, not the "Big One", mom, NO!!!!!!!! > All I can think of is "Jet Jaguar". > "No daddy, not the Kabuki maski! Tsuneo: Scary thing is, that's an actual quote from the MSTing of "Godzilla vs. Megalon" where Jet Jaguar comes from. Dan: [Sarcastic] Thanks for that. Tsuneo: Last one's from Mark Foster. > ARRRGHH! Not another SI!! What is it about Evangelion that > inspires so many goddamn god-boy/girl SI....*sigh* > Tom has the most irritating aura of smooth since Jim in Shifters. I > can already guess the ending for the series. > And as for Kaji, Misato didn't do it :P But that's just me :) (and > Anno according to some reports) > > > Rebecca: Not so omnipotent now, is he? > > Rick: Wouldn't the Dead Sea Scrolls be able to tell them what's > > coming? > >Tsuneo: Nah. Accurate prophesies of events to come are way > > overrated. > Well, Tsuneo is right but it does have a VERY good receipe for > Beef Wellington. Rick: I did wonder what was on them. Thanks man. Voice: Hello guys. Rebecca: Morning non-magic voice. Voice: [Ignoring her] Ready for today's fic? All: No. Voice: Oh. Tough luck. Dan: What's the pain today? Voice: It's part 2 of Delta Invasion. Rick: We've got smug sign! Voice: Very funny. [They sit - Rebecca and Tsuneo facing the TV, Dan and Rick on the sideways couch. Rebecca and Dan are closest on the corners.] Rick: Hey voice, can we say it's just like last chapter and leave it there? Voice: No. [The TV screen lights up] > Genesis 0:15 : Invasion/They Want Us Dead Rick: And who can blame them? > September 22nd, 2017 Dan: The future is not user friendly. > It's 9:00 A.M. The sun shines well up in the sky Tsuneo: As you'd hope. Rebecca: And you could barely notice the Angel on the rampage. > and its rays open the black as night eyes of Tom Dyron. The night was rough Rebecca: His right hand would never be the same again. Dan: I'd hit you, but this *is* Tom. > but Tom finds the strenght to get up. Rick: Is this Tom Dyron or Joesophae? I can't decide. > He slowly puts on a pair of large Old Navys Dan: Imperial Japan's and Nazi Germany's. Rebecca: And over there you can see the Yamato. > and a T-shirt saying "Nine Inch Nails : The Perfect Drug". Dan: Then Kefkain runs in and clocks Tom for stealing his trademark. Tsuneo: Are they sponsoring the authour or something? Rick: Since when did product placement become such a prevalent theme in fanfiction? > He puts on his shoes Emericas Rick: Huh? Dan: Probably another brand name. > and ties his hair in a pony tail. Tsuneo: Care to state the brand name of the hair elastic? > He slowly walks to the kitchen and takes out eggs, bacon and > ingredients to make pancakes. He starts cooking scrambled eggs and the bacon. Rick: What about the pancakes? Rebecca: Oh, he just got that stuff out for the fun of it. > He > makes enough for four persons, since Misato is still out with Kaji. Tsuneo: What about Hyuga? Kaji's been gone for a year and a half. Whatever happened between those two? Dan: Hyuga died from a terminal nosebleed. > He then starts making the pancakes. Rick: Oh. Dan: I'm hungry. Hey Tom, save some for me! > During that time, Asuka woke up and is still in her pajamas. Rick: They *are* blue with pink teddy bears. Dan: Aw, they've got cute little EVA-02s. Rebecca: Nope, I know what she's got on her pyjamas. Tsuneo: [Deadpan] Do tell. Rebecca: Shoulder spikes and a cape. > She walks down to the kitchen and sits down. Dan: User "Asuka" has entered the room. > "Hey Tom." > "Hey Asuka, Rick: [Ralph the wolf] Mornin' Sam. Dan: [Sam the sheepdog] Mornin' Ralph. > slept well?" All: No. > "Yeah, you could say that, Tsuneo: Actually, I was half smothered by your incredible ego. > what you makin'?" > "American breakfast, you know, pancakes, eggs and bacon." Dan: Hmm, mmm! You can almost hear your arteries hardening already. > "I love this kind of breakfast. That's cool." > "I hope everyone is that way too." Tsueno: Of course they will! Tom likes them, so everyone else will conform to his tastes. > About five minutes later, Rei walked in the kitchen followed by Shinji. Rebecca: Hastily adjusting his clothes as he went. Dan: [Shinji] Man, Rei, that was good! Real good! Oh... uh, hi Tom. Didn't see you there. > "Hi Tom, hi Asuka." said Rei and Shinji. Rick: [Ralph the wolf] Evenin' Sam. Dan: [Sam the sheepdog] Evenin' Ralph. > "Hey, I hope you guys like scrambled eggs, bacon and pancakes!" > "Don't worry, we do." answered Shinji. Tsuneo: Heaven forbid anyone disagrees with him. > They all sat down and started eating breakfast. Tsuneo: [Rei] Oh, wait... I forgot I don't eat meat. [He shrugs, then mimes eating.] Rebecca: [Rei] You got a burger on you? > Tom took the newspaper and started reading. > "Oh my god, they're still talking about the monster that came a week ago that I > blew up..." Rick: I don't see why. It's Tokyo-3! That thing happens on a daily basis. Dan: Say, what did they do with the EVAs in the past year and a half? Rebecca: Oh, they used them as stand-ins for Godzilla movies. Tsuneo: ... > "Whoa!" > Tom kept reading and drank a beer. Rick: You'd think a sixteen year old putting them away before breakfast would have a lower sync ratio than the others. Dan: Hey, maybe beer's the secret. Rebecca: Well, LCL is a kind of amber colour... Tsuneo: Next one to say anything gets hurt. > Shinji had an eye on Rei Rick: [Rei] Eew... Gross. > without being > noticed, while Asuka was looking at Tom. Soon, he figured out that Asuka was > looking at him and looked deeply into her eyes. Tsuneo: I'm going to be sick. > He couldn't figure out what she was thinking though. Rick: [Asuka] Should I tell him that his fly's undone? Rebecca: [Asuka] I wonder how much the hitman will cost? Tsuneo: [Asuka] Why in blazes did I agree to do this crappy fanfic? Dan: [Asuka] Hmm... Rei looks hot this morning. [Everyone throws cushions at Dan.] > Then, the phone rang. Shinji ran to get it. > "Hello?" Rebecca: [Shinji] Katsuragi residence. Doormat speaking. > "Hello, could I speak to Tom please?" > "Sure, wait a second." Shinji looked at Tom and said "Tom, it's for you." Dan: [Shinji] It's "cousin" Luigi. He wants to know about that "offer." > "O.K. thanks." > Tom ran to the phone and picked it up. > "Hello?" > "Hey Tom, it's Mike!" Tsuneo: But is he still lost in that airport? > "Mike, kick ass, wussup?" Rick: [Mike Nelson] Well, I'm still stuck on this crummy satellite with three bots. > They talked a long time, Dan: And he reversed the charges, the bastard. > but when Tom hang up the phone, his eyes looked terribly sad. Rebecca: But the rest of him was all smiles. > "Tom, what happened?" Asuka asked. > "My girlfriend, Jeynna, she dumped me." Tsuneo: Since when did Tom have time for a girlfriend? I thought he was too busy inventing the wheel and curing cancer. > "Why?" Rick: [Tom] Something to do with being in a foreign country. > "She found another guy, Rebecca: She found a real man. > if I ever see him, I'll whoop his ass so bad Dan: One who doesn't pretend to be Steve Austin. > even his mom won't be able to recognize him!" Rick: [Deep throaty voice] Evening, Neddie. Dan: Evening, mother. > "Nice..." responded Asuka. Rick: [Asuka] Of course, I'm all in favour of senseless violence towards innocent people. Rebecca: She is. Rick: Oh yeah. > Suddenly, the phone rang again. Tom ran to pick it up. > "Hello?" Tsuneo: [Deep voice] Give us the money or the penguin gets it. > "Hey Tom, it's Misato." > "Oh, hi Misato." Dan: [Misato] Remember me? I'm the sex symbol of this lousy show. > "I'm calling you guys 'cause we found two specimens Rebecca: [Misato] Washu did a trade. > with AT Fields coming towards > Kyoto, we're gonna fly two Evas there, you and Shinji, the other Evas will stay > in Tokyo-3 in case of emergency. Tsuneo: Whoah, Misato! Take a breath! > You have to be at the Nerv in an hour." Dan: [Tom] Will any old Nerv do? > "O.K. I'll tell the others." Rick: Why bother? It's not like they're going to do anything. > "Thanks, see ya." > "Bye." > Tom hang up the phone and went back to the table. > "Guys..." he said in a deep voice, "they found two other specimens, two of them are > gonna hit Kyoto, the impact might be bad, Shinji and I are gonna be sent there, > while you girls are gonna stay here to guard Tokyo-3." Tsuneo: Thanks for repeating what we already know. Dan: And all in one breath, too. > "O.K. Got it." said Asuka. Rebecca: [Asuka] I don't think the audience have. Better repeat it a few more times. > "Oh, I forgot, Dan: [Tom] Misato wants us to get some milk on the way. > we gotta be at the Nerv in an hour, so we better hurry." > "O.K., let's run!!!" Tsuneo: How about you take a cab instead? > The children ran to the Nerv right away and got there 45 minutes later, Tsuneo: I said something about a cab. Dan: Shinji's improved. He used to take 10 hours to get there. > they put their cards in and got inside. They ran to Ritsuko Rebecca: Crying like babies. > right on time. > "Hello Children." said Ritsuko. Rick: [Chef] Hello there, children. > "Hey Ritsuko." answered Tom. Rick: [Kyle] Hey, chef. > "Shinji and Tom, hurry and get your asses in the plane, Tsuneo: What about the rest of them? And since when has Ritsuko talked like a badass? Dan: Hell, I think this fic is being directed by Steve Austin. > you girls stay here and take a synchronization test." Rick: Sync tests! Sync tests! What's this thing with Sync tests anyway? Rebecca: I think it's a fetish of Ritsuko's. You know, young girls in tight rubber- [Tsuneo hits her with a cushion.] > "Hai!" > Shinji and Tom ran in the plane and took seats Dan: The little crooks. Rick: Tom's got a thriving racket in those things. > while the girls took a synchro test. Rebecca: Three times a day, before meals. Tsuneo: Seems that way. > Inside the plane... > "Damn dude!" said Tom, "Those bastards want a piece of us, Tsuneo: Shades of Hellstorm Evangelion. > they're gonna get it man!" > "Damn right!" responded Shinji. Dan: Stuff it. This is being written, produced and directed by Steve Austin. Rick: Okay, but if there are any derogatory remarks about "Hollywood Blondes," I'm leaving. > "Children, get in your plug suits." said the pilot. > "Right!" said Shinji and Tom. Rebecca: So how come they're speaking English here, whereas every other time they've said it in Japanese? Tsuneo: [Clutches head] Aah! It doesn't make sense! > They put on their plug suits and got ready. Tsuneo: Alright, but if they strike karate poses, I'm leaving. > The plane landed and the children got in their Evas. Dan: That's got to be a damn big plane. Rick: Nah, the EVAs are just travelling economy class. > The Evas were launched and got prepared for the aliens. Rebecca: They put down a tablecloth and laid out their best silverware. > About > twenty minutes later two huge fireballs looking like the 1st specimen hit Kyoto > destroying a building. Tsuneo: Okay. Now that they *know* these guys are hostile, why not shoot them down on the way in? > "Let's get em'!" yelled Tom. > The 1st alien was brown, walking on 4 legs, all 3 fingered, and its face looked > like Rick: Jerry Springer! Kill it! > the one of a lizard except Dan: It wasn't. > its teeth were sharper than a shark's. The second one was a red giant Rick: Mah gawd, it's Kane! > with the body and face of a human except for the horns > on the shoulders and on the middle of the chest. Rebecca: It's the little things that give them away. Tsuneo: What about its legs? Does it have any legs? > The 1st one jumped on unit 03 > and pushed it against a building literaly destroying it. Dan: And now, because they haven't destroyed Kyoto before... > Unit 01 grabbed the alien and threw it away Rick: Oh, now we're littering. > while the 2nd creature had a glowing light in its mouth. Rebecca: It's Uncle Fester! > Unit 01 and 03 raised an AT Field. The 2nd creature threw fire from its mouth at > Unit 01 but the AT deflected it at the 1st monster burning its back. Tsuneo: I really don't think he knows how an AT field works. > Unit 03 got > back up and jumped on the 1st creature and kicked it in the stomach making it > fall. Dan: No, it just doubled over, putting it's head in the perfect position for the Stunner! > Shinji took out a machine gun from the plane Rick: [Shinji] Alright, I'm really pissed off now. Tsuneo: So why didn't they have that out before? > and started shooting the 2nd > creature which started running dodging the bullets. Dan: John Woo this ain't. > Finaly, Shinji hit it on the forehead and made it fall bleeding. Tsuneo: Is it just me, or are these fights getting more like Hellstorm each time? Rebecca: Are you kidding? It would have explorded... Damn, exploded by now. > Tom grabbed the 1st alien, Rebecca: It then sued for sexual harassment. > took out his progressive knife > and tried to hit it but the creature was too fast and started > running but was stopped by the Eva 01. Rick: They've got a good defensive line-up this year. > The 4 legged creature jumped on Eva 01, pierced its Dan: -Ears and nose and presented it with a bill. Rick: EVA-01 had just become another sad fashion victim. > AT Field and bit the left arm Rick: Say, why do they always go for the left arm? Tsuneo: They went to the Turtleninja school of combat. > as hard as possible almost breaking it. It started biting the chest Rebecca: When love bites go too far. > but Shinji used his AT Field to throw the beast > away. Shinji was in a bad pain, feeling like his arm was falling off. Tsuneo: I was "in a bad pain" too, feeling like the English language was dying around me. > Tom grabbed the 1st monster from behind Rebecca: Oh my. I never realised Tom felt that way. > and didn't let it move. > "Shinji, come here and kill it, I can't move in this position, Rebecca: [Tom] Only in an "in and out" kinda way. Dan: Bad! [He hits Rebecca with a cushion] > but neither can it, hurry up!" > Shinji ran to Tom, took out his progressive knife and planted it in the > monster's head Rick: A little but of rain, some sunshine and fertiliser and that'll come up really nice. > then went down to the stomach almost cuttin the beast in 2. Dan: [Shinji] Uh, whoops. Sorry Tom, I thought you were the monster. > The > creature fell to the ground dead. During that time, the second monster got back > up Rick: And that's from being shot in the head, right? > and spit a huge fireball Dan: That's some halitosis you've got there. > which hit Shinji from behind and made him fall down. > Shinji's back was in horrible pain. Tom ran as fast as he could and tackled the > monster. Unit 03 started punching the beast on the head as many times as he > could. Rebecca: If Steve Austin wasn't writing this, he'd be suing by now. > The monster tried to fire but Tom put his hand on the alien's mouth and > made the fire go back in. Tsuneo: Rather than say, blowing off his hand? > The monster screamed in pain. Eva 03 picked it up > making it stand up, then, Tom took out his progressive ax Rick: From where, pray tell? Rebecca: Yuo don't really want to know. Tsuneo: Try me. > and chopped the > monster's head off killing it. Dan: [Deep voice] Fatality. > Tom ran back to Shinji and took out the entry plug and put it on the floor. Tsuneo: Why? It's not like Unit 01 was deactivated or anything. Well, not that he mentioned. Rebecca: It was to prevent Shinji from doing anything else of possible value. I mean, he managed to kill one of the invaders, even. Tsuneo: With a lot of help. Rebecca: Yes, but he did it anyway. > Eva 03's entry plug ejected. Tom ran out of his > entry plug and opened Shinji's. He saw Shinji sitting down in pain. > "Dude, are you okay?" asked Tom. Rick: [Shinji] I just got fireballed in the ass by some big alien! How do you think I feel? > "Yeah, I'm alright!" answered Shinji. > "Asshole, you made me worry as hell." Dan: Um... yeah. That makes sense. I think. > "Hey, it wouldn't have been a good movie if I hadn't!" All: Ha. Ha ha ha. Rick: And this isn't going to make a good movie anyway. > Tom and Shinji laughed while the Nerv agents took the 2 Evas and Aliens in the > plane. Dan: Now that's really getting cramped. Rick: And they're beginning to smell. Tsuneo: Nerv agents? How many of them would it take to lift one of those suckers? > Shinji and Tom were on their way home. Rebecca: They rode off into the sunset and lived happily ever after. Rick: The end. > After the fight at the Nerv HQ... Tsuneo: There was a fight at Nerv HQ? I guess someone finally got sick of Asuka. > "They made it, they got the beasts and we can analyze them!!!" yelled Ritsuko > happy. Rick: [Ritsuko] Er... For the purposes of pure science. Of course. Dan: Man, what a giveaway. > "Are they O.K.?" asked Asuka. Rebecca: [Asuka] And since when do I, the great Asuka, care about the fate of mere mortals? > "They're perfectly alright, they beat the living hell out of those aliens!!" > answered Ritsuko. Rick: I think her medication's finally kicked in. Tsuneo: She's been like this ever since they let her out. > "Dr. Akagi, AT Field detected coming near Tokyo-3 in fifteen minutes." yelled > Maya. Dan: [Ritsuko] Party pooper. > "Oh shit, girls, get ready to fight!!" Rick: Don't those two do that all the time anyway? > "Hai!" Rebecca: See? > The girls hopped in their entry plugs and the Evas got launched. > "The Alien is gonna hit west out of the city, it's 10 miles away from here, > you can make it in ten minutes, get there!!" All: Run Forrest, run! > "Hai!" > The Evas 00 and 02 ran to the point where Ritsuko told them to and saw an Eva > long flying monster.It was all green with long sharp wings and the face of a > vampire bat. Rick: And nasty big pointy teeth! > The flying monster flew as fast as possible hitting both Evas with > its wings knocking both down. 10 seconds later, the two Evas got back up and > raised an AT Field. Tsuneo: [Asuka] Why didn't we think of that before? And why did it take us ten seconds to get up? Dan: Because the ref had to reach nine before it was dramatically appropriate. > The monster came back to attack but the girls both caught a > wing, but the creature was goin so fast it chopped off the hand that was > holding its wing. Rebecca: Didn't you read the lame-ass description that said it had sharp wings? Rick: [Rei] Whoops. My bad. > The girls cried in pain but got back on attack. Rei took out > her progressive knife as the monster came back w/the same attack. Asuka ducked > but Rei took a step on the side Dan: She put her whole self in, her whole self out, her whole self in and she shook it all about. > and put her knife verticaly, Rick: Hey critter, don't take that! She's flipping you off! > the monster's wing > got in the way of the knife and got cut off the monster. The creature lost > balance with only one wing and crashed. [They all hold up signs saying: 5.4, 4.4, 6.1, 3.0] > Asuka jumped on the alien to keep it down, Rebecca: Or so she would claim in the after-battle reports. > Rei jumped on it, took out the new Eva handgun and shot the creature 10 > times in the mouth and killed it. Dan: Haven't you ever wanted to just haul off and unload ten rounds into some poor critter a point blank range? Rick: This one was such a wuss. They managed to beat it without Tom's help. > "Nice job girls!" said Ritsuko. > "Thanks Ritsuko!" answered Rei. Tsuneo: Well Rei's surprisingly chirpy tooday. Rebecca: She's been swapped with her alternate universe counterpart from episode 26. > The girls got back to the base and met the guys back there. > "So how was it in Kyoto?" asked Asuka. > "Pretty tough!" answered Tom, "Those two were powerful as hell but we got their > asses!!" Rick: [Asuka] So what did you do with them once you'd got them? Rebecca: [Tom] Well- Tsuneo: Answer that and I'll hurt you. > "Cool, that one was tough too, he chopped off one of my hands, and same for Rei." > "Us, nothin chopped off, but lots of fire on our asses though..." said Tom. Rebecca: [Cartman] Aah, my ass! Dan: [Stan] You can quit farting fire now, Cartman. Rebecca: [Cartman] I would if I could. > "Yeah, he's right!" said Shinji. > "I'm going to give you the synchronization score in order, Asuka : Dan: Pi. > 198%, Rei : Tsuneo: Fnord. > 204%, Shinji : Rick: Googolplex. > 231% and Tom : Rebecca: -3. > 237%, nice score guys!!" Rick: [Ritsuko] Naturally Tom's the best. He's always the best. May I lick your boots some more, Tom? > Misato's apartment, 4:15 P.M. Dan: If a train leaves Misato's apartment at 4:15 PM and Tom Dyron leaves Nerv HQ at 4:20 PM, at what time will the train hit Tom? > The Children come back from Nerv HQ, as they walk in, they see Misato watching TV > and drinking a beer. Rebecca: Well, at least Misato's in character. > "Hi Misato." said Shinji. > "Hey guys, Rick: [Ralph the wolf] Mornin' Sam. Dan: [Sam the sheepdog] Mornin' Ralph. > I heard of your wins, very nice!" Tsuneo: Say, what happened to her job? Rebecca: She and Kaji were tending the melons. > answered Misato looking at the > Children, "Tom, your motorcycles arrived, it's in the garage." Tsuneo: Oh, and he drives a motorbike too? Swell. Rebecca: It's almost like this guy went through NXE and said "I can do better than that." > "Kick ass, my bike finaly arrived! Whoohoo!" > "You have a motorcycle?" asked Asuka. > "Yup." answered Tom, "Cool, huh?" Dan: [Tom] Well, it would be if I had a license. > "Yeah, pretty cool." Asuka responded. Rick: [Cartman] Sweet. > "Actualy, I have 2 and you can put 2 persons on each, Tsuneo: Well that's just ridiculously convenient. > so if any of learns how to > ride a bike, we won't be late to school ever! You're probably wondering how a poor > ass like me has two motorcycle and a computer, well I won them in kickboxing > tournaments!" Dan: Somehow, I don't think motorbikes and computers would be prizes in fighting tournaments. Rick: Since he lives on his own, wouldn't he be better off selling one of those bikes? Tsuneo: That makes sense. > "Cool!" said Shinji. > "For two days, we're not going to school Dan: [Tom] And that's the bottom line, 'cause Tom Dyron says so. > 'cause I'm gonna teach Shinji how to ride > a motorcycle. Shinji, you'll take Rei with you, and I'll take Asuka, k?" Rebecca: How about teaching Rei and Asuka to ride motorbikes so they've got some degree of independence? Tsuneo: Has anyone else here noticed how incredibly sexist this fic is? REbecca: [Darkly] Yes. > "O.K." answered the three others while Misato was watching TV barely listening. Rick: [Asuka, flat] We must follow the avatar's will. We have no free will. Dan: [Misato] Whatever. I don't give a rat's ass. Tsuneo: Oh, come on. even she isn't this irresponsible. Mostly. Rebecca: This is what Misato'll be like when DJ's finished with her. > During those two days, Tom taught Shinji how to ride a bike. It took a lot of hard > work, but Shinji can ride the motorcycle now! Rick: In two days? Like hell. Tsuneo: Of course, the first time they get pulled over is going to ruin *all* their fun. > The next day, the 4 Children finaly > went back to school and got there early for once! Dan: Okay, how many of these kids do you see as being habitually late? Rick: Tom! Dan: Okay, besides him. > As class, the teacher said : Rebecca: [Teacher] I remember Second Impact well. It was a very, very bad thing except in San Fransico. > "Today, class, we have a math test, if I see any cheating, it's an automatic 0, > O.K.?" Rick: [Shinji] That's normal practice sir. Why bother reminding us? Dan: [Teacher] You young people have no respect! Why, before Second Impact... Rebecca: [Asuka] Oh, wonderful. You've got him started again. > "Yes ma'am!" answered the whole class. Tsuneo: After all those years of hearing about Second Impact and all the self insertions and two years of Asuka the class has finally snapped. > The students got on their computers and the test showed up on the screen. Tom, > instead of starting the test hacked on the computer to the answer file. Dan: Whoah, no way. Tsuneo: Hold on. Let's just wait until he finishes, okay? Dan: Well... > Tom got all > the answers and made a program. If the program used, every answer you type will be > corrected to the right one. Tom then got in contact with Shinji, Rei, Asuka, > Suzuhara and Kensuke and asked them if they wanted the program, and, of course, > they all said yes, even Rei. An hour later, they finaly got out of class. Dan: Now? Tsuneo: Now. Dan: Okay. Firstly, wouldn't it be a good idea to disconnect them from the network to *prevent* them cheating by passing messages? And even if they were connected, I seriously doubt his wimpy little terminal would have the power to hack into the school mainframe, nor would he be able to write that program in nothing flat! This is a joke! Rebecca: Even at his worst, I don't think DJ goes this far. Tsuneo: Not to mention that it would be rather OOC for Shinji or Rei to cheat. [Pause] I'm scared. > "Hey, nice program Tom!" said Shinji. > "You bet!" answered Tom. Rick: [Tom] Of course it's good. I wrote it, dumbass. Rebecca: [Tom] Tomorrow I'm gonna write a whole new OS that's better than anything else that exists. And I'm gonna do it during history class, too. > Next class was gym. > "Hello class, today, we're gonna play basketball!" the teacher said. Dan: Oh, this should be a laugh. Tsuneo: Guys? I'm dead sure it's *not* the same teacher. > The teacher made the teams and Shinji, Suzuhara, Kensuke, another kid Rick: Who no-one cares about, so we won't even give him a name. Rebecca: If you must know, his name's Bob and he raises goldfish. Happy? > and Tom were one team. Tsuneo: What about the girls? Rebecca: [Darkly] Girls don't get to play basketball. Dan: [snaps fingers] Ah, nuts. > At first, the game looked fair until the ball was given to Tom. Tom > started dribbling like crazy, Rick: Tom? I think you should talk to someone about that problem of yours. > passed the whole team's defense and finished with a > monster dunk making the game 2-0. Dan: The effect was ruined by his pants falling down. > The game went on for 45 minutes, final score : > 97-25, 69 points were for Tom. Rebecca: 25 of those were the other team's. Dan: [Tom] That? Oh, I thought I'd give them a sporting chance. Tsuneo: Naturally, he can out-play everyone in the school. > The teacher seing that challenged Tom for a one on one. Rick: Zimmer frame and all? Tsuneo: Guys... > A game up to 5 points going by 1. The teacher started with the ball but got it > stolen by Tom who run to the basket and made a lay up. 1-0. The teacher got the > ball, shot the ball but got blocked, Tom gets the ball, fakes a shot, shoots a 3 > pointer and makes it. 2-0. As soon as the teacher went back on offense, Tom stole > the ball and made a 360 lay up. 3-0. Dan: Some challenge. He's just standing there muttering about Second Impact. Tsuneo: Guys! > All students cheering for the invincible student. Rebecca: I think that says volumes about Tom here and now. > The teacher went back on offense and went in front of Tom, he shot but Tom > ran as fast as he could, and jumped to stop the ball before it hits the basket, Rick: So he outran the ball? Dan: Of course! Tom's awesome! Rebecca: And it was thrown by an 85 year-old as well. Tsuneo: ... > Tom > runs back to the other side and made a reverse lay up. 4-0. Final point. Tom steals > the ball again, runs and makes a reverse dunk to score the final point. 5-0. Tsuneo: [Shaking his fist at the TV] This fic is evil! EVIL! Dan: As far as I can tell, the only point of that was to inflate Tom's ego some more. Rick: You okay, wonder boy? Tsuneo: Come back, DJ Croft. All is forgiven. > At the end of the day, Shinji, Asuka, Rei and Tom got back on their motorcycles and > went back to the apartment. When they got there, Misato wasn't home and had left a > message saying : Rick: [Misato] I'm leaving and I'm takign the penguin with me. > "Kids, > I'm out with Kaji, do whatever you want with the apartment just don't set it on > fire. Dan: [Tom] Ah, nuts. Well, there goes my plan for the evening. > Thanks for understanding, > Misato" > "Damn, this thing with Kaji is serious!" said Tom. > "Damn right man!" responded Shinji. Rick: [Shinji] Uh, excuse me? Can I get a line that isn't lackeying? > "Well, we got the house for ourselves, let's go out for dinner!" said Asuka. Rebecca: Oh, that makes... Huh? > "Huh, us and what money?" asked Tom, "'cause don't count on me, I'm broke!" Dan: He admits a failing! Tsuneo: Well, if he'd sold that extra bike... > "I'm not!" said Asuka, "I got plenty of money left from Germany!" Rebecca: [Asuka] Not that I, the great Asuka, am going to spend it on peons like you. > "Whoa, kick ass, someone with money!!" said Tom surprised. Tsuneo: That's about the only thing DJ's got left over Tom. > "Well let's go!" said Asuka. > And the four of them went out downtown, and chose an Italian restaurant. Rick: [Asuka] No, no, I like the paisley Italian restaurant a lot more. > They went in and sat down. A waiter came to give them the menus. > "Would you like something to drink?" the waiter asked. Dan: Coffee? Tea? Cyanide? > "I'd like some green tea." said Rei. > "Make that two!" said Shinji. > "I'll have a coke with a bit of lemon please." asked Asuka. Rebecca: [Waiter] So that's one Coke with Surreptitious Encounters... > "And I'll have a beer!" said Tom. Rick: [Tom] Forget the menu, give me a damn beer! > "Thank you." said the waiter. > The waiter went away to the kitchen. Dan: Never to be seen again. Meanwhile, on the specials menu... > "Whoa, that's cool," said Tom, "in the U.S., you gotta be 21 to get a beer!" Rebecca: And I suspect it is in Japan too. [Dark] And it's eighteen in England! > "Damn, that sucks!" said Asuka. Tsuneo: Hey, since when's Asuka wanted to get tanked? Rick: Who's sitting opposite her? Tsuneo: Good shot. > "By the way, Asuka, I ain't that broke, I'm paying!" Tom said. > "Well, okay, I guess..." Asuka answered. Tsuneo: So why'd he say he was broke earlier? Rick: To appear that extra bit smoother. Tsuneo: That isn't smooth. That's stupid. Rick: Yeah, but who are we talking about here? > A few minutes later, the waiter came back with the drinks. > "Thank you." Tom said. > "Are you all ready to order?" Dan: [Tom] Yes please, I'd like to have both girls naked and in my bed by the end of this episode. Rick: [Shinji] I'd like a life, please. Rebecca: [Rei] Barf bag over here, thanks. Tsuneo: [Asuka] Oh, just a kitchen knife. Make it a sharp one. > "I guess..." said Tom, "I'll have the Gnocchis with a mix of white and meat sauce." [They all mime being sick.] > "Very good choice!" said the waiter. Rebecca: Laughing as he went. > "I'll have the same thing!" said Asuka. > "I want Calzone, please!" asked Shinji. Tsuneo: [Shinji] With a side-order of proper punctuation. > "And I'd like the Toascana Pizza, please." said Rei. > "O.K. We'll get your orders in about twenty minutes. > The Children started talking about school, Evas, the creatures coming to earth. Rick: Last night's RAW. Dan: The stock market. Tsuneo: Their next fanfic filmings. Rebecca: And the situation in Kosovo. All in all, the sort of thing sixteen year- olds always talk about. > When their orders came, they started eating. Rick: As one does. > When they were done, they got back home. Dan: Huh? Tsuneo: Ah yes, another memorable scene cut from Delta Invasion. > When they arrived at the apartment, they all sat down on the couch and > watched TV. When they put on channel 31, they saw the battle of Tom and Shinji > at Kyoto. Rebecca: Just so he can stroke his ego some more. Or stroke something else for that matter. Dan: You've been good for a while, so I'll let that slide. Rick: Besides, it's true. > "Damn guys, you didn't go easy on those monsters!" noticed Asuka. Rebecca: Especially not Tom! I think I could hear a banjo playing. Dan: Forget it. Just forget it. > "Hey, like I always said, if you gotta get the job done, get it done right!" > responded Tom. Tsuneo: Even though you haven't said that yet. > "Yeah, he's right! Besides, those guys were tough!" said Shinji. Dan: No tougher than the average demon. Rick: Well they're quicker to get rid of. Mostly because they don't waste time laughing. > "Anyways, who cares as long as they're alive..." said Rei. Tsuneo: They're alive? I thought you wanted them dead. Dan: [Rei] Um... Whoops. Darn, almost revealed my secret motives. > Same time at the Nerv HQ Rick: Meanwhile, back at the Batcave. > The creatures have been transfered to the science laboratory. > "Damn, those creatures are special! I gotta call Misato..." Tsuneo: [Ritsuko] Or Gendo. Or someone *important* maybe. Rebecca: You don't want to know where Gendo is by this time of night. Dan: *I* want to know why she's still working this late. Rebecca: Oh, it's her NXE version. You know, the one that's fascinated by immensely boring things. Rick: So that explains why she's sleeping with Gendo. Tsuneo: Bad boy. > Ritsulo Rick: Twisted clone of Ritsuko. > picks up the phone and calls Misato's apartment. > "Hello?" > "Hello, Shinji, it's Ritsuko, is Misato here?" Tsuneo: [Shinji] You're the one who's there, you tell me. Rebecca: [Ritsuko] Well, I turned over and there was this empty spot next to me in bed. > "No, but you can call her on her cellular phone." Dan: [Shinji] You're the genius here, Ritsuko. You figure it. > "Thanks, bye Shinji!" > "Bye." > Ritsuko hangs up and calls Misato on her cell phone. Rick: The ministry of pointless scenes strikes again. Dan: I love this. They cut scenes in the middle, then add in totally pointless ones. > "Hello?" > "Hello, Misato, it's Ritsuko." Rebecca: [Misato] Not tonight, I'm with Kaji. Rick: [Ritsuko] Ah, damn it. Can I join in? [Dan hits him with a cushion.] > "Hey, any news about those monsters?" Dan: [Ritsuko] Well they're goofy, cheap, die easily and come in six-packs. Want me to get you one? > "Yeah, we analysed the three that we got, and, you're gonna be surprised, > they're all different!" All: Nah! Tsuneo: I mean, they each got different totally lame descriptions. > "They are? Tell me about the 3 of em'." Rebecca: Contestant number one is a bachelor from Talladega, Alabama who likes beer, shooting things and stock car racing. Rick: Contestant number two is an FBI agent from parts unknown. He is paranoid, believes aliens took his sister and would very much like to meet a huge-breasted bimbo in tight shorts. Dan: Our third contestant is a paranoid schizophrenic from Arkon, Ohio. He lists his hobbies as hardcore championship matches and needlepoint. > "O.K. but they all have something in common. Tsuneo: [Ritsuko] They're dead. And they're really stinking up the place. > They all have the blood of reptiles and cellular tissues of humans or angels." Rick: [Ritsuko] With a distinct radioactive taint. > "Damn weird!" > "You bet, now, the 1st specimen we have had the constitution of a tiger!" > "Of a tiger?" Dan: How do you figure that? It wasn't a bit like a tiger. Rebecca: And what do they mean by it has a constitution? Does it have a bit of paper with writing on it starting "We, the people?" > "Yeah, the 2nd one had the constitution of a human, the exact copy of a human > except for the reptilian blood!" Rick: Not to mention being a lot bigger, breathing fire, having horns and no legs. Dan: [Ritsuko] Okay, not quite like a human, but close enough. Tsuneo: Scientific accuracy is way overrated. > "Damn..." > "And the 3rd one, well, he had a mixed constitution of an eagle and a bat..." Rick: Okay, but if they get one that's a mixture of dolphin and bat with the head of a twelve year-old nincompoop, I'm leaving. > "So, what do we call em'?" > "Well, so far, we call them the "Invadors"." Tsuneo: [Ritsuko] Not to be confused with a smart name like "invaders." > "How do you think they were created?" Rebecca: By some twit with a computer who thought he was going to write a fanfic. > "My personal opinion is they come from Lilith too, but I don't know enough about > them to make a 100% sure statement." Tsuneo: That's a bit hard, given she's nailed to the cross and all. > "O.K." > "That's all I had to say, so, bye!" > "Bye." > Ritsuko hangs up. Dan: Ritsuko Akagi, the master of interpersonal communication. Rebecca: Don't make me laugh. > Same time at Terminal Dogma... Rick: Stately Wayne manor. > Commander Ikari walks in the room, Rebecca: User Gendo (allknowinggit@nerv.org) has entered the room. > and watches the giant, Lilith, crucified on the > cross with LCL dripping under. Dan: [Gendo] This is so fascinating. Tsuneo: [Gendo] Yup, still there. Just checking, you know, just in case. > The Longinus Spear still piercing its heart. An > expedition to the moon in 2016 had retrieved the Lance back and gave it back to the > Nerv. Tsuneo: And I quote from the episode: "There's no way to recover an object thbat large." > Commander Ikari was holding the embryo of Adam in his eight hand. Dan: Holy crap! Gendo's been hitting the mutagens again. > "Adam, you have been too much of a threat, and you are dangerous, you need to be > destroyed..." > Gendo suddenly crushed the embryo with his right hand. Tsuneo: Sorry, is this Gendo here? Really Gendo? Just checking. > Gendo walked closer to Lilith and said : Rick: [Gendo] Stop staring at me like that! > "Lilith, could you have created those Invadors to kill us just like the angels? > Probably. And the 3rd Impact is too dangerous to humanity, I have been a fool, > you're gonna have to be annihilated too!" Tsuneo: Okay. the author officially has no idea whatsoever about EVA. > Commander Ikari stepped out of the room back to his post. Rebecca: In Ritsuko's bed. Dan: Okay, enough of those. > Later that night at Misato's apartment... Rick: Meanwhile, back at the warzone. > The phone rings. Tom runs to pick it up. > "Hello?" > "It's Misato, they analysed the monsters you guys killed." Dan: [Misato] The tests say they're dead. More details to follow. > "They did? Great!" > "Those monsters have the blood of reptiles and the cellular tissues of humans!" > "The reptilian blood helped the 1st one regenerate its tail!" > "Yup, that's right, but the most incredible thing is that they all have a different > constitution, the 1st one you though today had the constitution of a tiger, the 2nd > one, the constitution of a human and the 3rd one was like an eagle and a bat!" Tsuneo: Just to restate what we heard earlier. > "Oh my god, I'm gonna tell dat to the others..." Rick: Not again! > "O.K. Bye." > "Bye." Rebecca: More of that *gripping* dialogue we've come to expect from Delta Invasion. > Tom hang up and ran back to the couch. Rick: Voyager was on, and he couldn't bear to miss a single thrilling minute. [They all snigger to themselves.] > "Who was it?" asked Asuka. > "Misato..." Dan: [Tom] No-one important. > "What did she say?" asked Shinji. > Tom explained the whole thing. Dan: And thankfully we didn't have to hear it again. > "Damn, those creatures are special!" said Asuka. Tsuneo: The writing in this fic's pretty "special" too. > "Dat's what everybody says!" responded Tom. > They sat back down on the couch thinking about their ennemies and went to bed at > about 2:00 A.M. Tsuneo: So they jsut sat there until 2 in the morning? Rick: Sounds pretty typical for a Voyager episode. Dan: Man, what a waste. I mean, two hot babes there, and- [Rebecca whacks him with a cushion.] > This night, Tom had another nightmare. Dan: For some reason, it featured Penpen, a chainsaw and Rei's Japanese voice actress. Rick: That is painful. > "NO!!!!!!!! Don't touch my dad! All: O_o Rebecca: Take that one how you will. > You bastards, no! Dan: [Tom] You killed Kenny! > Eric, don't die, no, don't DIE!!! ARGH!!! Rick: [Shinji] Will you shut up? I'm trying to get some sleep. > Why us? What did we do to you damnit?" Tsuneo: [Dark] You were smug. > Suddenly, somebody appeared in front of Tom in his nightmare. Rebecca: Lara Croft? > "Dad??" said Tom. Rick: No, guess again. Dan: [Tom] Mum? Is that you? Rick: Closer, closer... > "Tom, you know it's your fault that I'm gone now, Rebecca: Rule number one: Both parents of the uberkid must be removed by a fatal plot contrivance. > do you know and understand that well, son?????" asked the form. > "NO!!!!!!! I never did anything to you, dad, Dan: [Tom] I didn't mean to drop the toaster in the bath! Honest! Rick: It wasn't me! It was the one-armed man! > don't do that to me, don't!!! How can you do something like that?" > "Bullshit, you know it's all your fault!!!!" > "You're not my father Tsuneo: No! It's not true! That's impossible! > you stupid piece of shit, I'm going to destroy you!!!" Tsuneo: Does he always talk like this in his dreams? Rebecca: Only to people he likes. > The form suddenly changed to a very tall man. Rick: Paul White? How'd he get in here? > "Jeff? You god damn fucker, how could you do this? Dan: Very badly. > 1st you kill my family, Rick: Come on. All he did was make the salmon mousse. Don't hold him to blame for that. > now you wanna destroy me??" [They all cheer wildly.] > "Now, isn't that my job, Tom Dyron? Dan: I like this Jeff guy. > I never got the job done 5 years ago, but don't > think I will fuck up this time!!!" Tsuneo: Looks like they've replaced Steve Austin with Issei Mataloun as the dialogue director. > Tom watched as the form disapeared. Suddenly, another one appeared. Rebecca: If this one's the Devil, this fic is officially ****ed up. > "Tom?" it said. > "Mom?" Rick: Getting there, try again. > "Yes, Tom, it's your mother. Dan: [Tom's mum] I'm not in at the moment, but if you leave a twisted nightmare after the beep, I'll get back to you. > I know you had to live a whole life, without a mother, Tsuneo: And with too many commas. > and I'm sorry, but you learned how to live with it, right?" Rebecca: [Tom] No! I'm a ****ed up little angsty whiner thanks to you. > "Yes, mom, but it's been so hard. Dan: [Tom's mum] Have you got clean underpants? Rick: [Tom] Yes, mum. Dan: [Tom's mum] Are you washing behind your ears? Rick: [Tom] Yes, mum. Dan: [Tom's mum] Have you been hanging around strange Invadors? Rick: [Tom] No, mum. > But my life is good in Japan! Rebecca: [Tom] The schoolgirls are legal here! It's great! Tsuneo: Not that it makes much of a difference to him. > I have a few reasons to live, you know..." Dan: [Tom] It's been two whole chapters and I haven't gotten laid. > "Tom, remember one thing, never try to end your life stupidly, Rick: [Tom's mum] Like blowing yourself up over a dumb computer game. > you have something to live for that you'll have to find out yourself..." > "I know, mom, but it is a very hard life... I had to go on with no parents for five > years already, Tsuneo: Poor baby. Ask Shinji about that one. Rebecca: Yeah. No mum and *that* for a dad. Tsuneo: What about Asuka? Rebecca: No thanks, I'm trying to give them up. Tsuneo: Or Rei? Rick: Face it, Tom. Your problems are worth squat. > and I had to learn how to work to live when I was 11..." > "Tom, I'll always be with you, don't worry..." Tsuneo: Ooh. What an oh-so-subtle EVA reference. > "Yes, mom..." finished Tom as the form disapeared. Rebecca: So when does Ambassador Kosh show up? > Tom thought about his father and his nerves were cracking. All: [Singing] It all keeps adding up, I think I'm cracking up... > Tom woke up during the night again, Rebecca: With a yellow stain forming in his pants. Tsuneo: No! No more Hellstorm. > and looked out the window. Dan: [Tom] It's dark. > "Dad, I promise, I'll avenge you, I will kill him, I will kill that man!" Rick: The six-fingered man. > End of Genesis 0:15 [The door is kicked open and Steve Austin runs in, carrying a folded metal chair. He leaps over the couch, smashes the TV with the chair, gives it a double raised middle finger and leaves.] All: Ah... Voice: Well. That's a new one on me. Rick: I'm guessing that it's still too early for reviews, right? Voice: One more to go. Rebecca: Then the fic's over? Voice: Just this sample screening. Tsuneo: Sample... screening? Voice: There's plenty more of this fic where it came from. Thirteen chapters in all. Rick: Ouch. Dan: Hurt. Rebecca: Pain. Tsuneo: I'm leaving. Rebecca: Good plan. 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