Elmer Studios presents... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ MSTing no. 34. The conclusion to Hellstorm Evangelion. Help. Hellstorm Evangelion is copyright Issei Mataloun, who needs serious help. Realy. Evangelion is copyright Gainax. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [The scene - a well furnished apartment, with two couches in an L formation in front of a large cabinet that includes a wide-screen TV and video recorder. The apartment has a few doors to who-knows-where, and a small kitchenette. A coffee table sits in front of the two couches, and a desk, home to a well-equipped PC sits off to one side. There is a box stuffed full of left-over tinel labelled "Christmas rubbish" by the door. The base of an extrememly fake christmas tree can be seen poking out from the top.] [Rick & Tsuneo enter, chatting] Rick: ...with an average fo 3.5 per die, that's... About 125 damage. Tsuneo: Crap. Don't you think it needs a bit of adjustment? Rick: Well, I gave Bane a 50% physical and energy damage reduction to account for his ability to soak anything. Now, subtract his 24 stun defense first, and you get 50 points of damage. Tsuneo: But not enough to bowl him over. Rick: Don't forget, he was injured from his fight with Oscar. Tsuneo: Yeah. Or Oscar could have gotten a better roll. Rick: Did you finally get Chris sorted out? Tsuneo: Don't remind me. First, I had to dredge up as much as I can on the *real* Tux boy. Rick: Not a pleasant experience for you, I'd imagine. Tsuneo: Well, what's the first thing you'd do? Rick: Ask Dan, of course. Tsuneo: Yeah, well, he wasn't terribly helpful. Would you believe it? Rick: How come? I thought he knew everything about that show. Tsuneo: Everything to do with the girls. Rick: Aah. Tsuneo: So eventually I took a ranbdom smattering of episodes and hoped for the best. Rick: You poor bastard. Have a Nav award. Tsuneo: Well, with judicious use of the mute and fast forward buttons, it wasn't *that* bad. After that, his reality warping powers were easy. Just a big energy blast and a transformation attack. Rick: Fair enough. [Rebecca and Dan enter] Rebecca: What amazed me, of course, was how often the lecherous disadvantage came up. Dan: What do you expect? These are avatars. Tsuneo: [Quietly to Rick] I'm not going to say a thing. Rick: [Quietly to Tsuneo] Your life could depend on it. Voice: Hello there. Rebecca: Morning, head. Voice: Yes, well. How are you all doing? [They all look at each other, nervously.] Rick: Uh-oh. Rebecca: Do I detect a hint of reluctance in your voice, Voice? Voice: No. Of course not. Dan: This has got me worried. Tsuneo: Okay, get it over with. Voice: [Sighs] Well, it has to be done. Today you're reviewing the final three chapters of "Hellstorm Evangelion." Dan: Oh, please, no. Rick: I've been good. I haven't destroyed the TV lately. Rebecca: You're just being mean to me because I'm an anti-moonie. Admit it. Voice: If I was, I wouldn't get the others in on it. Tsuneo: does that mean we can go? Voice: No. Dan: Aww... [They sit - Dan & Tsuneo facing the TV, Rick and Rebecca on the sideways couch. Rebecca and Tsuneo are closest on the corners.] Rick: I musn't run away... I mustn't run away... Tsuneo: Ha, ha. [The TV screen lights up] Rick: I meant that. Really. > "Hell Storm Evangelion" Dan: Wheather you like it or not! Tsuneo: Wasn't the title one word last time? > PART FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rick: A new pain. Rebecca: Exclamation marks nil. > "A KIDNAPPING" > EVAkid6@hotmail.com Tsuneo: I have met my enemy and it is a snotty twelve year old. Rick: Would it be mean to describe him as an illiterate twelve year old? Dan: Yeah, but not entirely inaccurate. > Yeah right man!! This part isn't sad Rebecca: But I'm sure we'd disagree. > and it KICKS ASS! Dan: You know, I can't think about that phrase and Issei without smiling... Rebecca: And Issei fu- Tsuneo: No. Bad girl. Bad. Rebecca: Aww... > I rote the last > three parts in a hurry tho so the tyuping maty be worse than the others!!! Rick: I'm amazed to say this, but I actually agree with Issei. Tsuneo: I'm amazed it's possible. > SOOOOOORRRYY!!! Rebecca: No excuses. Bang! Dan: [To Tsuneo] Now she's channeling Gendo Ikari. Tsuneo: Ouch. > it still kicks ass tho!!! Rebecca: [Sniggers] Tsuneo: Just try and be good, okay? [Pause] What am I saying? > Issie Dan: Oh, gods, the clones are loose again! > went into gendo's room and sayed Rick: [Issei] I want you to be my father in law. > "I can't believe we had to kill ASUKA!!!" Dan: well, you were the one who shot her, you twerp. > Gendo sayed Tsuneo: Oh, yeah. It's all coming back to me. > "Yes we are nerv Rick: [Flat] You will be assimilated. > and fight demons and we must do this to save mankind" Rebecca: Only you can save mankind! Tsuneo: Wheather you can save the English language or not is another matter. > "But I din't wont to save man!!! Dan: Thanks so much for your concern. > I LOVE SHINJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!" Tsuneo: Aah! My ears! Rick: But you're not going to bother saving him or anything. > Gendo got madd and sayed "what the HELL!?!?!?!?! You little mother > fucker!!!!!!" Rebecca: Actually, he's a- Others: No. Rebecca: Aww... > Isse Tsuneo: Have we seen that one before? I can't remember. > got out the gun he shot asuka with and sdayed "Up yours" and shot him. Rick: Displaying an amazing amount of responsibility and respect for authority. Dan: But can't you say that you've always wanted to do that to your boss? Rebecca & Tsuneo: Yup. Voice: [Gulps] Rebecca: Actually, I expect DJ to do that any minute now. > Gendo's head exploded and blood went everywhere. Dan: That's one hell of a gun! I want one! Tsuneo: The bullets are made of concentrated Fist of the North Star logic. Rebecca: What, so Issei goes "Oooohh" before he fires it? > Then issei shot him in the stomach Rick: Uh, kid? he's already dead. Dan: He's just making sure. > and his guts and intestnes Dan: Although they're generally the same thing. Tsuneo: No, see, he said guts and "intestnes." Dan: Oh. > flew up to the seeling and splatterecd all of the place. Rebecca: You know, the cleaner's gonna love you for that. > He had killed him!!! Rick: Well you'd hope so, after that. > Then a demon jumped > out of his head and sayed "I am JUHGY!!!!!!!! I am the fourth demon!!!" > Then Issei shot him a lot of times and he died too. All: [Break out laughing] Rebecca: You know, if you spent less time posing you might do a bit better. Tsuneo: This is like 'Koopa does John Woo.' No offence to John Woo. Dan: Or Koopa. > Issei laughed and sayed Dan: [Issei, maniacal] I'm the god! I'm the god! BWAHAHAHA! > "I didn't even have to get in my Eva!!! hahahahaha!!!" Then a > alamr went off and a voice sayed "ANOTHER DEMON CUMS!!!!" Rebecca: Now that's just disgusting! And he'll probably leave a huge mess on the bathroome floor, even. > Issei sayed shit and got into the closest! Rick: So he's got the Rainmaker problem? Dan: [Issei] No, I don't think so. As far as I know, I'm supposed to be gay again. > He came out in his black suit and starts singiing a KORN song!! All: [Kirk] KORN! > LOW RIDER!! YEAH!!!!!!!! > Then Shinji came out Rebecca: Didn't he do that in the last chapter? Tsuneo: No, Issei pulled the Marta trick on him. > and got into his Eva and Issei did too. Tsuneo: No, he just stood there and let them all squish him. The end. > The Evas gave ech other high faves Rick: [Godfather] I'm calling in those favours youse owe me. > and went out into the Tokyo3 Dan: *The* Tokyo 3? And don't tell me they come in six-packs. Rebecca: Well, he was pretty sure it wasn't his neighbour's Tokyo 3. > and saw another demon!! > it wasbig and hary and have BIG claws!! The claws hit Issei and sent him > flying and shinji tryed to hurt him but the same thing happened!!!! Then > the demone sayed Tsuneo: Attacking *then* ranting? That's so OOC for Issei's demons. Rebecca: Looks like he spotted Juhgy's mistake. > "I AM ATOGRO!!!!!!! Rebecca: And I hope that's not just bad spelling. Dan: So now the demons come with huge thighs? Rick: [Torgo] The... master wishes that... I dsestroy you all. Tsuneo: You guys just haven't been the same since watching Manos, huh? > AND I WIL BE YOU EXECUSHIONER!!!" Rick: Whatever one of those is. Rebecca: [Atogro] I'll be your executioner for the evening. Dan: [Atogro] If you have any complaints, adress them to Mr. axe! > But that made Issei mad and he sayed "NO DEMONS GONNA CONTROL > ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tsuneo: Um, kid, he said he'd kill you, not control you. But never mind the details, it's just your fic and all. > Then he punched him in the face, kicked him in the ass and pokes his eyes Rick: [Deep] Stooge fighter! > and rips his head off!! EVA-02 sqeezed the brain and brain juices whent > everywhere and Then the body stated shaking alot. The n it blew up. Dan: [Shinji] Do you actually need me here? Tsuneo: [Shinji] I'm still the hero of this crappy fic. > Then Issei and shuinji jumped out of the evas Rick: AAAHHH! SPLAT! > and ran back to NERv and Misarto All: [Singing] Send in the clones! > was waiting there smiling. Rebecca: You know something's about to happen. > She drank some coffeee and sayed "Guess what!!! Tsuneo: [Misato] Fic's over! > Risuko out'of prison now we can party!!!!!" Rick: Prison? Try the loony bin. Rebecca: How'd she get out, anyway? Dan: TV's Maya Ibuki baked herself into a cake and mailed herself to the prison. Tsuneo: [Misato] Did I forget to mention that someone shot Gendo and Nerv is leaderless? My bad. > Then they went home and Ristuko was there Rebecca: Talk about devaluating property. Rick: *Whose* property? Rebecca: Natch. > and had a bunch of beer. Tsuneo: Define 'bunch.' > Issei sayed "Can I HAVE SOME?!?!?!?!?!" Rebecca: He's turning into DJ! Dan: That could be an improvement. > Then everyone sayed "Your so funny Issei!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!" Rick: What, did Naga suddenly show up? Rebecca: Her and Crasher. And stop drooling, Dan. > Then > they partyed. The next day, Issei woke up besidees Shinji and sayed Dan: [Issei] Whoops! Wrong bed! > "You klnow shinji Tsuneo: I used to. > those demons have been possesessing people alot now times." Tsuneo: Alot... now... times... Huh? Rick: I understand the words, but the meaning? > And shinji nodded and sayed "Yeah and we have to kill our friends Dan: Actually, just Asuka and Gendo- Rebecca: Not that you'd count either of them as friends- Rick: Or people- Dan: But never mind. > and my dad even thou he was a asshole and I'm glad he died. Tsuneo: Wow, talk about your loving families. > I still say it sucks!!!!!!!!" Rick: Truer words were never spoken. > I hope that never happens to you shi ji Tsuneo: Being attacked by a killer spacebar is another matter, though. > and he sayed "Yeah me too!!!!!" Then they kissed and have sex. All: Ugh! Uck! Argh! Rebecca: That's it. Kill him. Tsuneo: Just slap him with the big daddy of "interfering with a minor" charges. Rick: And here I thought you needed to hit puberty first. I should've started earlier. Rebecca: Naughty boy. > Outside Kaji was walking around Tsuneo: That's a bit difficult, you know. Rebecca: [Kaji] I'm not dead yet! Rick: [Kaji] I'm getting better! Dan: [Kaji] I think I'll go for a walk now! Tsuneo: Ha, ha. > and Misarto came out Dan: Ah, not her too! Tsuneo: Don't worry, it's just Misarto, Misato's psycho lesbian sister. Dan: That's okay then. > and saw hima nd sayed "HOLY SHITY!!!!!!!!!!!! Tsuneo: Yeah, it is that. > Your alive and Kaji sayed "Yeah now I can sleep with yoi more!!!" Rebecca: As long as you don't mind the smell. All: Eew! Rebecca: Uh, sorry. that may be going a bit too far, even for me. > Then Misato kicked him in the balls and he spit them out and sayed Rick: [Kaji, high pitched] Jozxyqk! Dan: [Kaji, high pitched] You win! > "No way man I love Hyuga now!!!! He's my man!!!!!!!!!!!" Rick: And barely that, even. Tsuneo: [Kaji] No numm numm? > Thenm Kaji exploded and a demon came out Dan: *Everyone's* coming out! Rick: Don't look at me like that. > and sayed "Hahahahahaha!!! I'll take you hostej!!!!!!" Tsuneo: [Misato] But I don't have a hostej, whatever one of those is. > And Misato sayed "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Rick: Seeing a demon attack her sister and all. Rebecca: She probably fell and twisted her ankle as well. > Issie and Shinji JUMPED out All: INTENSE CAPITALISED ACTION! > and say and sayed Tsuneo: And make up your mind! > "SHITTTTT!!!!" and the demon dispaeeared with Misarto. Rebecca: Leaving Misato there. > "Damn!!!" Iseei sayed. "Where could they go?!?!?!" Rick: To the good fic next door? No, scratch that thought. > Shinji aked and screamed. "I > have an idea Shinji let's go back to our room!!!!!" Rebecca: [Shinji] I don't think this is the right time... > Issei sayed. Then they did. Tsuneo: And thus ends this chapter's first paragraph. > To be cont. > THAT'S ALL!!! Rick: Thank you! We're outta here! Voice: Not yet. Two more parts to go. Tsuneo: Ye gods. Dan: Hey, think of it like this. It can't get any worse. [They all stare at Dan.] Rebecca: I'm gonna make you eat those words. > I bet you can'ty wait for the next part huh?!?!?!?? All: WRONG! > I hope > you like it and befour I go I wanna say FUCK YOU to all the people who > signed my guestbook and sayed stuff like "You little fagat" or "You SUCK". Rebecca: [Whistles innocently] Tsuneo: Well done. > Fuck you!! I kick ass and so do my stories!!!!! Dan: This is borderline delusional, folks. Rebecca: How come all the good authours think their fics are rubbish, yet all the rubbish authours think their fics are good? Rick: I have no idea. > I work hard for these things All: [Break out laughing] Tsuneo: Man, I'd hate to see him taking it easy. > and if you don't like them bite me and you don't have to rite > shittyn thinks in my guestbook!!!! Rebecca: No, we just do it because we like it. > Let me alone!!!! Rick: Kid, ain't getting feedback what a guestbook's there for? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 4 Stinger! > Then a demon jumped > out of his head and sayed "I am JUHGY!!!!!!!! I am the fourth demon!!!" > Then Issei shot him a lot of times and he died too. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > Hellstorm Evangelion pt. 5 Rick: The authour strikes back. Tsuneo: And now it's one word again. Rebecca: Do you mind? Tsuneo: Look I just think it's a bad sign when you can't even get your title consistant. Rick: What in a this fic hasn't been a bad sign? Dan: The end of each chapter? Rick: Nope, generally that just means there's more on the way. > "Issei and his Prowes" Tsuneo: Um... Rick: Um... Dan: Maybe that's as in Myles "Tails" Prowers? Rebecca: Oh, god. Don't tell me he's a Sonic fan too... > EVAkid6@hotmail.com > Issei and Shinji found a portal under his bed Rebecca: See what happens when you don't clean up your room? Dan: Yes, mum. > and sayed "WOW!!! it's a portal to hell!!! Rick: Now it's time for Shinji and Issei's Bogus Journey! > I bet that's where they took misato and how the devil came into our > house!!" Dan: No, no, just a coincidence. My bad. > "Good thinking Issei!!!!!" So the two > dudes wnet into the portla and went into hell. Tsuneo: We, however, were already there. > A lot of fire was in hell and it was HOT!!!! All: Naw. > Fire flashed across Isseis face a scar apared on it. > Issei sayed "SHIT!!! I'm hurt!!!!" But Shinji got a 1st aid kit and made > it all better. "good thing I brot this or you could have bled a little." > Issei sayed "thanks" and kept on going. Tsuneo: Wow. That was... really... [Pause] WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL THERE FOR? > Then they wenmt on and found a sword with a demon head on the hilt. Rebecca: Oh, look. It's stock AD&D trap number three. Rick: I expect Efreet the fire elemental to show up any second. Dan: Well, he sure wouldn't be out of place. Rebecca: Yes he would. He's got talent. > issei picked it up and sayed "WHOA!!! This kicks ass! Tsuneo: No, I think it more of chops ass. > I better take this incase we see a demon. Rick: You know, I don't know if that's bad foreshadowing or just normal bad writing. Rebecca: You'd think your chances of seeing a demon around here would be pretty good. > Then they heard > anoise and turned their heads and say that it was Hyuuga following them > with a mashine gun. Dan: Weenieman's back, and he's pissed. Rick: I see he got that job with the postal service he's always wanted. > Issei and shinji laughed and sayed "hahahaha!!! bout > time you got here to save your woman!!!! Ready to kick some demon ass!!!" Tsuneo: He's certainly ready to kick some punctuation. > Hyuuga sayed hell yeah they took my woman and I rerally pissed. Rebecca: Well I hope you used the bathroom. Dan: Now that was- Rebecca: Well deserved? Dan: Pretty much, yeah. > Let's > GOOOO!!!!!!!" They all shoutred and hollered and cheered and sayed that > they were ready tokick some demon ass and stuff. Tsuneo: See what happens when you drink too much Pepsi Max? Rick: You start to think you're Jackie Chan? Tsuneo: That's about it. > So they walked around > the bwles of hell for a while and saw wierd stuff like a flying demon with > BIIIIIG claws and a lot of fangs!!!! Rick: That was almost as ugly as my aunt Edna. Tsuneo: Some day I'm gonna ask. But not now. I'm not brave enough yet. > Issei sayed "OH MY FUCKING > GOD!!!!!!!!!!" And got hios gun and shot it and it died!! Rebecca: Without body parts exploding or blood flying, even. > Shinji sayed "You KILLED A DEMON!!!!!" Dan: How observant! You get a cookie! > And kissed him. Rick: You know, this reminds me of that South Park episode with the bus. > issei was happy!~! Then a > nother monster came up that looks like a giant lizard Rebecca: Aah! It's Jack Nicholson! [They all stare at her] Well, you tell me he doesn't look like a giant lizard. Dan: You know, I'd love to argue with her. Tsuneo: Not how it isn't a humanoid lizard or anything. Rick: Maybe it's just Skyshadow on his day off. > and it screemed and sayed "I am the KING OF THE LIZARDS!!!!!!!! Rick: Which doesn't matter, because Issei's about to plough him down like so much cannon fodder. Rebecca: Redshirt demons. How tragic. > And I'll kill you gay punks!!!!!!" Rebecca: Please. Rick: Do you think this piece is actually a carefully constructed work on the evils of homophobia? Tsuneo: No, I think it's just some sick kid with too much time on his hands. > But Issei got his sword and stuck at the monster and the > sword got a lot of light around it and the lizard king vaportized and > Issei laughed!!! Tsuneo: i'd call it a run-on sentence, but it's too short. Rebecca: It's a compound complex. Tsuneo: Look, this ain't NXE. You can drop that one already. > "Hahahahahaaha!!!" I found a magic sweord that can > kill even the devil!!!! We can beat him with this!!!!!" Rick: You know, that line has connotations that I'm not even gonna think about. Rebecca: And I didn't think Issei was into that kind of thing. > Then they went > on and saw the demon with Misato and Hyuuga Tsuneo: Wow, those twisted clones get *everywhere!* > sayed "YOU DEMON DICK!!!! I > KILL YOU!!!!!!" Hyuuga started shooooting it Dan: Never mind that you might hit Misato or something. Rick: Hey, he's shooooting it. Dan: Oh, well obviously that's different. > and the demon laughed and sayed Tsuneo: [Bored] I am demon of the week, I will kill you, ha ha ha, EVAs show up, kill him, the end. > "I Love women and this one will be my bride and you cannoty have > her!!!!!!!!! I AM MOXART!!!!!" Dan: Twisted clone of a classical composer. Rick: Okay, we've done that one enough. > Then the demon roared and throwed Misato > to the side and grew HUGE!!!!!!!! All: I'm huge! > Issei and Shinji sayed "OH NO!!! We > can't fight him without our EVAS?!?!?!?" Rick: So what's Issei been doing to all the generic disposable demons, huh? > hyuuga yelled "What are we gonna do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Tsuneo: Go to an ad break. It always works for Power Rangers. [Pause] Uh, not that I watch that show. > But Isseui had a plan. Dan: A five year plan. > He didn't want to use his powers rifht now but I guerss he had to! Tsuneo: "Rifht?" "Guerss?" Um... um... Rick: Wow. He's so boggled, he didn't even notice the change in person perspective. > SO, HE PUT HIS HANDS TOGETHER AND A SHOWER OF LIGHT PENTRATED HIS BODY Tsuneo: [Bitterly] Killing him in an instant and reducing his corpse to ashes. The end! > AS HE SAYED "I NEED YOURE POWERS, MIGHTY > ANGELS WHO DIED BEFORE ME!!!!!!!" Rick: That's amazing. Dan: What? Rick: Look at the spelling. Tsuneo: What about the spelling? "Sayed?" "Youre?" Rick: And that was it. [Pause] Tsuneo: He's right. Rebecca: This is getting scarey. Dan: Oh, yeah, and the avatar's contrived himself powers as an angel. Tsuneo: Big deal. > And the two eva's came in and Shinji > sayed "How did you dfo that Isei?!?!?" Rick: It's about now that we notice Issei's wearing tight shorts. > And he sayed "I can't tell you > right now but wait till we get out and I will okay?!?!?!?!" And shinji > sayed "OKAY!!!" Rebecca: Heck, this *is* Power Rangers. > they jumped into theur evas and got into positions. the > demons sayed "Yiou still can't beat the great Moxart!!!!!!" Tsuneo: See? What did I tell you. Rick: Well, it's not like it was difficult or anything. > Then Shinji got > out his gun and shot moxart in the haed and sayed "DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!!" > But he wanted dead. Rick: Well, I guess that's why he yelled it. Tsuneo: Almost wishing to dead. > Then Moxart got out his tenticle and stabed Issei in > the stomach but iIseei got out his knife Tsuneo: And no, it's Unit 02, so it *isn't* the X-Acto knife of doom. Rebecca: Aww... > and cut it off and then stabbed the > demon with it!!! The demon screrwed as Blood speweed out of his hiole and > her died!!! Rick: "Her died?" This demon has problems. Rebecca: Had problems. Rick: Still has. Imagine the embarassment of being killed by the uberkid minor. > Then the 2 boys got out if the evas and went to see if Misato > was okay and she was! Dan: Amazing she didn't get hurt, what with all the gunfire, the EVAs stomping around- Tsuneo: The blood flying like it always does- Dan: Yes, of course, the blood flying everywhere and all that kind of stuff. > She sayed "OH, Im glad youi 2 are okay but Issei how > did you get the EVAs donw here HUH?!?!" Rebecca: [Wolverine] Well, bub? > Isseio put his ead down Tsuneo: [Contemplates for a second] Nup. Completely lost me there. > and sayed > "I have to tell you everything now, but lets get back to Earth first." Dan: [Issei] I've got a horrible feeling I left the oven on. Rick: *And* you forgot to feed Penpen before you left. > Then Issei raised the sword All: CROM! > and in a flash of light they were all back at Nerv!!! > TO be cont. > Hahahahahaha!! Tsuneo: Oh, my god. Now the demons are in the authour's notes. > Next parts the last one where all of the misterys are shown!!! Rick: [Issei] Not the least of which is wht the blazes I just wrote. > And it's kinda sad too but it kicks ass Dan: *Everything* kicks ass in this fic. Well, suypposedly. Rebecca: Well, except for Issei who just pou- Tsuneo: [Whacks Rebecca with a cushion] Stop it. > and its a happy ending!!!! LETS GET READY TO ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dan: Let's not and say we didn't. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 5 Stinger! > Issei and Shinji found a portal under his bed and sayed "WOW!!! it's > a portal to hell!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > "Hellstorm Evangelion" > Part 6 Rick: Return of the uberkid. > By: Issei Mataloun (EVAkid6@hotmail.com > Final Hellstorm > Death of Issei All: [Cheer wildly] Rebecca: You know, I may still enjoy this fic. > Yeah!! The last part!! All: Yeah! > First I would like to thank everyone who send me > mail saying that they LIKE Hellstorm Evangelion!! Rick: Being his teddy bears, his invisible friends, and his magical sock puppet. Rebecca: And his right hand. Dan: Rebecca, this kid is twelve years old. Lay off. Rebecca: Why? > I'm glad that I can > entertane people and they like what I rite!! But to the people who sayed > nasty stuff and were dicks, Rick: Does anyone else here have a sudden urge to mailbomb Issei's guestbook? Rebecca: Done that. > I have two words......... Dan: [Crow T. Robot] Bite me. > suck it!!! (I LOVE Degenration X!!!!) Tsuneo: And it's not even funny when they do it. > Everyone was in Misatos house, Issei, shinji, Misato, Futski, Rick: Say, where's he been all fic? > Hyuga, Risuko, and Penpen. Tsuneo: I think that last one went without saying. Where else would he be? Rebecca: The penguin is innocent. Everyone else in this fic is on their own. Dan: Of course, you've got to wonder where Maya and Aoba got to... > They were all sitting on the couches and chairs ready to hear Issei's story Rick: And riff the living daylights out of it. Dan: [Hyuga] Popcorn? > but issei wasn't sure if he wanted to tell them yet! Tsuneo: Well make up your mind quickly. It's the last chapter. Rick: Help, he's trying to prolong the fic! > Cuz he KNEW who the next demon woul be!!! And he would be the worst of > them all. Rebecca: Stan Lee? Tsuneo: Barney? Rick: Aunt Edna? Dan: Issei's mum? > "Issei issei tell us, who ARE you?!?!" Dan: [Issei] I am the terror who flaps in the night. > Issei gulped and fanned himself. Should he tell them? Rick: Do we care? All: NO! > He didn't know? What to do, what to do, what to do......... Tsuneo: Stop repeating yourself, stop repeating yourself... > then he tol,d them. Rick: [Issei] I'm your worst nightmare. Rebecca: [Issei] I'm your long-lost kid brother. Dan: [Issei] I'm Leonardo DiCappuchino. Really. Tsuneo: [Issei] I'm the next Sailor Scout. > "I am the 18th angel!!!!!" Rebecca: [Issei] Painintheassiel. Tsuneo: And NGE gasped its last breath. > Everyone went SD then and sayed "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Dan: So... now it's Slayers? Rebecca: Maybe someoine will hit Issei with a dragon slave and solve all our problems. > Misato got up > and sayed "But I thought they was only 17 of them?! Isnt that was the Dead > See Scrolls sayed?!?!" Rick: I'd love to see what the dead sea scrolls say about this whole mess. Rebecca: And lo, there shall come an uberkid. And yea, he shall be an utter fag. Tsuneo: And I'd love to know how Misato suddenly knows about them. Rebecca: Same way DJ knew about Seele. Dan: Reading the script in advance? > "Yeah, but God found out that Satan was about to attack the earth > so he made me and sent me to fight. Tsuneo: Although we all would have preferred a copy of Zeruel, maybe... Rick: Bummer of an angel, ain't you? I mena, no death-ray eyes, no electric tentacles that sting, no cross blast, no duplication, no acid, not even a friggin' AT field. > The devil has been our enenma for a long long time [Everyone except Rebecca stares in shock at the screen.] Rebecca: Of course, the really sad thing is that Issei would enjoy having the devil as an enema. Rick: And this fic's been an enema for, what, six chapters now? > and we have to fight him using iour powers but then this is > the final battle!!! Dan: [Announcer] A final conflict between good and evil! Tonight on RAW! > Now we must protect humans from his evil!!!" Tsuneo: Why didn't he tell them earlier? It could have saved an awful lot of trouble. > "But didn't ethe angels want to kill us too?! n Yeah they were > sent to kill us!!!" Rick: Who's speaking here? Rebecca: He's got you there, brat. Tsuneo: [Issei] Crap. Um... Would you believe it's all a college prank? > "No, but Gendo made them want to kill them cuz HE WAS A DEMON!!!! Dan: So, um, pardon me for nitpicking, but why did lord Jizju- Juzu- Jugzug- Er, Asuka try to kill him? Tsuneo: It's fanfiction. Do you need a reason? Rick: Who here thinks he made this all up between parts three and four? [They all raise their hands] Thought so. > He was hired by the devil to do hisa work and he did it!!! He made the eva > sand made his kids kill everyone!!!!! That's why Kaoru tryed to save humans > by sacrfcing himmself." Tsuneo: No. Kaoru made it perfectly clear that he and all the Angels would destroy *all* of humanity, even though he didn't want it to happen! He let Shinji kill him because reuniting with Adam was impossible, since it was Lilith locked away in terminal dogma! That was the greatest moment of revelation in the series, when we finally saw the Angels' motives! I'd love to know how *that* fits into Issei's grand scheme! [He pauses for a while, cathcing his breath.] Rick: Oh, so *that's* what happeneed in that episode. I did wonder. Tsuneo: [Falls off couch] What? Rick: My bad. [Tsuneo climbs back onto the couch] > He say Shinji start crying. Dan: So he told Shinji to blub his eyes out? > "I"m sorry Shinji!!!" > Shinji cryed "I KILLED KAORU FOR NOTHING!!!!" Rebecca: You shut the little poof up. Be happy about that. Tsuneo: [Hits Rebecca] Shut up. > "I'm so sorry SHINJI!!!" And then they kised and issei went on and > sayed "so that's why Gendo wanted to kill all of then agnels and then he > was gonna help satan destory the world!!! Tsuneo: Pardon me for saying this, but that doesn't quite fit in with the schemeing Genso Ikari we all knew. Rick: So what does Gendo get out of this? > but then God sent me Dan: [Dan Akroyd] I'm on a mission from god. > and I killed him now I just have to kill the devil!!! Rebecca: So what do you want to do with the rest of the afternoon? > You see, Satan and Gendo were lovers Rick: I knew Ritsuko wasn't nice, but that's going a bit too far. > and they were in love Tsuneo: And here I thought he'd just said that. > and they were goingto die together with the world!!!!! Dan: But... why? I doesn't make sense. Rick: Reason? Must there always be a reason? Tsuneo: I thought hell was exempt from the end of the world. > Thats why the devil'sbeing so agresive > now!!!! AND ONLY WE CAN STOP HIM!!!!" Rebecca: We're doomed. > "So we have to back to hell?!?!?!" Hyuuga sayed, sad cuz he had > just got Misato back from the demon, Moxart and wanted to get layed. Dan: Geez, Hyuga, I'm amazed by your dedication to duty. Rick: Is it just me, or does everyone in this fic act like their hormones are on overdrive? > "NO We gotta wait cuz the devil'son his way here right now. Tsuneo: Better get some drinks out, then. Rick: And the chips! Don't forget the chips! Dan: Does anyone know what kind of dip the devil likes? > I can feel him coming!!!!" Issei sayed and everyone gasped!!!! > ************************* Rick: I bet he even misspelt that. > The devil wasangry and he was ready to kick some little kid ass!!! > He sat on his throne in hell and he looked at his hecnman Woodie. Tsuneo: [Bursts out laughing] Rick: Woodie? Dan: What, we've had Ramama, Gapos, Jizuho, Juhgy, Atrogo and Moxart and then Woodie? Rebecca: Maybe he's just a short, neurotic demon with glasses. > he asked Woodie "Have all my demons been killed on the battlefeld?!" Rick: [Woodie] All except for Ator who was visiting his mother and Grignr who's on sick leave. > Woodie looked at him with his 1 eye and sayed "Yessssss, my > masssssster!!!! Tsuneo: He should really do something about that lisp. > Issssssssei, that damn angel kid hasssss killed off all of > our ssssssoldiersssss. What are you gonna do about it, ssssssir?" Dan: [Devil] I'll sign up the Denver Broncos. > The devil stuck out his hand and sayed "Talk to the hand!!!!!!!" All: MANOS! > And a sil;ver hand made out of light cameout and strangled Woodie. Rick: The hands of fate. > Woodie > screamed and shouterd as he was strangled and then he died. His head pooped > off [All break out laughing] Dan: And out pooped Sailor Mercury! > and blood stuck to the seeling. Rick: [Devil] Oh, wait, he was my last minion. Whoops. > "I will kill those kids and they will all die!!!" Tsuneo: Yeah, that's the general idea. > He sayed as he got out his SWORD Of EVIL!!!! Rebecca: TM. Tsuneo: [Magical critter] Sword of evil is copyright Mattel and Filmation, or something like that. > Then he telepoted to earth and went down the street, Rick: To get some more milk and pick up the morning paper. > killing everyone who passed by. Dan: Well, that's a really nasty thing to do. Rebecca: What a charmer. Rick: [Devil] Well, what do you expect? I'm evil. Evil! > A man walking down the street saw the devil and sayed "OH MY GOD!!! Rick: [Man] They killed Kenny! And Kenny! And Kenny! Tsuneo: Aaahh... getting there. > It's the devil!!!!" Dan: Jeez, now how would you guess that? > And then the devil sayed "hahahahahaha!!! I will be > the last thing you ever msee!!!!" Then he cut hin in half and his guts fell > onthe floor and made a bloody mess. Rick: Ah, will you look at that! Can't the devil even clean up after himself? > Then a women walked by him and sayed > "It's the devil! I better call the police!!!!" Andf then he slaped her and > cut her head off and stomped on her bones!!! Rebecca: You know, the ref really should put an end to this. > Nthe devil is a bad motherfucker......... All: NAH! Tsuneo: And the 1999 award for staement of the painfully obvious goes to: Issei Mataloun! > but he would get his just deserts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rick: Along with his just coffe and just bill. > ************************* > Then Issei and Shinji werewatching Fist of The Northstar when a news > broodcast interped and Shinji sayed "Damn it!!!! Ken was about to make > Jaggi explodeded!!!!" Dan: Is that anything like when your head goes exploring? > But then the news broodcaster sayed "The devil is in Tokio3 Tsuneo: Just as long as he isn't in Tokyo 3, we're fine. > and is killing everyone on the street!!!! The police tryed to stop > him, but they all died!!!!!!" Rebecca: He took away their donuts. Rick: I don't see why. All it takes is a pistol to kill demons in this fic. > Then the new broodcaster exploded and his head hit the camerea Dan: When headline news goes too far. Rebecca: I bet Jerry got caught in that one. Rick: [Director] We're taking that outta your wages! > and his blood went everywhere on it!!!!!! Then thedevil came on tv Tsuneo: Unfortunately, due to the cruddy timeslot, no-one noticed. Rick: Big deal. I bet he's already been on Springer. > and pushed the body over and sayed "ISSEI!! Come and > get me if you dare!!! Rebecca: [Devil] Nyah nyah ne-nyah nyah! > I will rip you apart and you will die a bloody death Rick: You don't think he's threatening Issei? Dan: [Iseei] Er... No thanks. Got other things to do. > and I will eat your kidnee!!!!! Dan: I always hated fried kidneys... > hahahahahahaha!!!!!" Then he jumped to the left Rebecca: [Singing] It's just a jump to the left... Rick: [Devil as Snagglepuss] Exit, stage left! > and and started killing people again................. Tsuneo: This guy's routine is so predictable. > "HE'S insane!!!!" Shinji sayed. Rebecca: Wow. You don't say. Dan: [Devil] Nup, just my job. > Then Issei got into the closet Tsuneo: [Shinji] No, wait, I remember! I think you're officially "sexually confused!" That's it! > and gotthe SWORD OF POWER!!!! Rebecca: TM. Tsuneo: [Magical critter] Sword of power is probably also copyright Mattel and Filmation, in case anyone cares. > And sayed "Lets go kick his ass!!!!!" Rick: and now he's become Eric Cartman. Dan: Well, it's an improvement. [They all nod their agreement] > Then Shinji got his gun and they ran > off to the telelvision broodcasting sinter. Tsuneo: Um... any idea what one of those is, guys? Dan: Not a clue. > The buses exploded so they had to run!!! Rick: Or take a taxi. Or go in Misato's car. > ************************* > Issei and Shinji got tothe televisdion broodcasting Rebecca: Broodcasting? Isn't that soemthing vampires do? Rick: I'd agree if I knew what he was saying... > station and say the devil eating a guys heart. Dan: Cave Dwellers! Rick: Does he want an order of fries with that? Rebecca: I hope he got some sauce. They taste horrible without it. > He was wearing a red robe and high heels Rick: I worry. Tsuneo: On hooves? He must have one hell of a funny walk. All: [Hum the haunting Torgo theme] > andf had a long beared that went to the floor and drug. Dan: It... fell off and sniffed white powder? > Then the devil saw him and sayed "Issei!!! I will kill your gay ass!!!! All: [Devil] And the rest of you! > I'm gonna make this room so ultraviolint!!" Tsuneo: I don't think anyone can do *that.* > then he got out his sword out and sayed "YOU WILL > DIE WITH THE REST OF THESE STUPID STUPID PEOPLE!!!!" Rebecca: [Sephiroth] You will die like the others! > Then they swung they sword and they clashed and they did it again > and they kept on fighting. Rick: [Shinji] Ho, hum, no-one needs me here... I'll go see what's on RAW. > Issei was kicked and the devil laughed when he > say he hells go into Issei's crotch. Dan: Nope. I don't get it at all. > Issei fell and the devil sent his > swowrd into Issei chest and a glob of bloood came out of his chest and > Issei fell on the ground and shook and died. Tsuneo: I'd probably cheer if I knew what just happened. Rebecca: Issei got run through with a sword. Dan: Party! Woo-hoo! Voice: Not yet! Rick: What? He's dead, already. > Shinji cryed out and the devil laughed!!!!!!! > Then it was all quiet and and then Rei came out Rebecca: *Everyone's* doing that in this fic! Rick: Although it would explain why she never felt uncomfortable getting changed in front of Asuka. Tsuneo: She just doesn't feel uncomfortable period. > naked. All except Rebecca: Ooh... Rebecca: Men. > She didn't have a expression on her face Rick: So what else is new? > and then she got out and flew in a red cosmic light Tsuneo: Ah, dude, this is pretty ****ed up right here. > and sayed "You will not kill Issei!! Rebecca: Sorry, girl, you're a bit late for that. > I give my LIFE for him!!!!" > Then she exploded in a bloody mess Dan: Aww... Rick: *Everyone* explodes in a bloody mess around here. Dan: Just when it was getting good. > and the blood splattered all > over Issei like a tital wave. Rebecca: Anime law number one. The human body contains twelve gallons of blood. Sometimes more. > Then Issei's wounds healed and he got up Tsuneo: So why didn't Rei just fight the devil herself? Rebecca: Because she's got to bow down to the avatar's will. Tsuneo: This is sickening. > and got his sword again! The devil looked at him and got worryed and > sayed "It's time to fight using the children of LIILTH!!!" Then the devil > grew HUGE Rick: And without Rita using her staff, or anything! > and growled and sayed "Come and get me, pussys!!" So Issei > levitated in the air Rebecca: Young man, you must *really* knock off those beans! > and chanted "ANGELS, HELP ME NOW, BRING THE > EVANGELIONS TO US!!!" Tsuneo: Tragically, the angels' helpdesk line was down, so the devil swatted Issei out of the air and he splattered into the side of a building like so many extras in his fics. And all rejoiced at the sick, humourous and pointless method of his demise. The end. Rebecca: Going for a Mally? Tsuneo: Should I be? > Then Eva02 appeared and struck a pose All: And be ready at all times to gratuitously pose up a storm! > as Issei flew into the entry plug and got ready to fight. > The devil ran tword Evangelion and Issei punched him in ther gut, Rick: Grab a chair! Grab a chair! > thenj the Devil came back and swung at him and punched the Eva in the > face. Rebecca: And the devil with a hard right. Iseei may have bitten off more than he can chew here... > Issei shouted as he kicked the devil and he then got out his gun and > started shooting the devil. Rick: So why didn't he do that earlier? Tsuneo: You see, his powers work on goofiness. so he has to wait until the story's extremely goofy before he can contrive a gun out of nowhere. Rebecca: You're just making this up, aren't you? Tsuneo: [Points at screen] So's he. > Then the devil snarled and sayed "You bullets will not hurt me!!!" Dan: [Devil] I laugh at your puny attempt to harm me! Rick: The bullets, so put off by the devil's remarks immediately sulked off to find a bar. They were last seen getting bombed out of their skulls. > Then he started clawing at the Evas facve and > Issei got mad and got out the prong knife Dan: Isn't that one of those barbeque tools? Rick: No, it's something you use to uproot weeds. > and stabed the devil in the stomach and say him bleed. Rebecca: Ah, you big wuss! Take it like a mythological personification of evil! > The devil screemed!! Then Issei sayed "ANGELS > BEFORE ME, GIVE HIM A DEATH SO THAT THE PEOPLE HE KILLED WILL BE > AVENGED!!!!!" Dan: And the angels replied "Shut up, we're trying to get some sleep." > Then the devils head exploded Tsuneo: And who saw that one coming? > and his brain and pieces of > his skull went flying everywhere and then his burst and blood came out his > chest. Then his stomach opened up and his guts came spewibng out all over > the floor Finally his whole body exploded and a foutain of blood went > EVERYWHERE!!!! Rick: [Devil] I'll kill you when I come back to life! > Issei cheered!! Shinjii smiled!! Rebecca: [Shinji] What, I'm actually doing something here? > It was all over!!!!! BUT.......................... > At that moment, everyone heard a voice and it sayed "People of > Earth, I am the Devil!!! Since I was killed by these little brats, > I will show you no mercy!!! Tsuneo: Not that you could... you're kinda dead. Rick: So's Issei, remember? > I will DESTORY THE WORLD and all of you will > DIE!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!" Rebecca: [Devil] This is a recording. Have a nice day. > Then there was a flash of > light and world was on fire!!!! It was about to blow up!!!! Dan: See what happens when you leave a planet in the microwave? > Shinji started crying Tsuneo: Well, at least he's not wetting his pants anymore. Others: AMEN! > and sayed "Is there any hope for us?!?!" Rick: Nope. You're all gonna die. > Issei sayed "Yes, there is!!!" Then he waved his hands and a > magic door opened!!! Dan: And Xena stepped through it! Rebecca: You wish. Dan: Well maybe she could kill Issei. > "It is a door to heaven and I will bring everyone on > earth here while the earth dies!! I will save EVERYONE!!!!!! Rick: [Issei] Except for Mrs Crabtree, my English teacher, becasue she's a total bitch! > Now, come on, Shinji!!!" Tsuneo: [Shinji] Let's see... Eternal paradise with you or instant death here. Soprry, Issei, I'm staying. > Shinji sayed "I love you, Issei!!" > The two kised and they hugged Rebecca: And the world exploded while they were wasting time. Rick: Aw, what a shame. > and went through the door. Then > MILLIONS of doors opened up around the world and EVERYONE went thru > them!!! Dan: Boy, the customs officials are really gonna love that. > The world blew up, but everyone was saved!! Rick: And they all went and had ice cream! > The only thing from > earth that spun in space forever was Evangelion-02 and > Evangelion-01................. Tsuneo: This reminds me of the end of Virtual On. Except that was a good game. > not even the devil could destory those!!! Dan: I hate to burst your bubble kid, I really do, but they're not *that* indestructable. > THE END!!!!!!!!!!!! All: [Cheer wildly] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 6 Stinger! > The devil has been our enenma for a long long time ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > "Hellstorm Evangelion" > Epiloge Rick: Ah, god dammit! Voice: It's short. Live with it. > I rote this to make up for how short HELLSTORM EVANGELION parts 4 and 5 were. Tsuneo: We don't mind. > Issei and Shinji were sitting by a lake, Dan: Shinji wondering how far he could pitch Issei into it... Rick: Where's Gorgo when you need him? > Issei was kissing shinjis neck when Shinji asked Issei a weird question. Rebecca: [Shinji] Where did that mallet come from? > "Issei are you happy?" Issei looked at his love and sayed Tsuneo: [Issei] I am Larry. I am happy. > "Yes I am.....I am happy when I am with > you."Shinji sayed "Yeah, but the worlds blown up and nothing is back there > and wereall in heaven and were not doing anything!!!" Dan: It's Jupiter Knight's Alex and Michelle! Aack! > Issei sayed "Yes but > thedevil and your dad are both DEAD and no bad people exist and thinjgs are > GREAT!~!!" Tsuneo: Except for the spelling, grammar, punctuation and typing. Rebecca: And being stuck with Issei for all eternity. > Shinnji sayed "yeah but will we live like this in heaven > forever?!?!?!" Issei noded and sayed "Yes" Rick: Or until the divorce papers come through. > Then Shinji smiled and sayed > "then I am happy!!!" Then they gopt up and went to the movies with Rei > and Asuka.......AND PENPEN of course!!!!! Dan: Now that must be a really fun experience. Rick: Between the bitching and the squawking and the slurping, I don't think you'd catch a second of the film. > THE END Rick: At last! No more Issei Mataloun ever! Voice: Just one last bit to go. Rebecca: It never ends! > Thanks go to............... > MY BROTHER!!!!!!! For being really cool and helping me out with some of > the cool shit in this story and letting me watch EVA!!! Dan: Yeah, thanks a heap pal. > And thanks for not telling our parents about this fanfic HUH?!?! :) Rebecca: Do you know what your kids are writing? > THE DIRECTOR OF EVANGELION!!!!!!!!! For making the most kickass anime > series EVER!!! Even better than Fist of the North Star and Rounin Keshin > and (GASP!!!) Vampire Hunter D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tsuneo: Not that it's in the slightest bit difficult. > MY ENGLISH TEACHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! fopr always teling me to try my best and a > llways laughed at me and my jokes!!!!!!!! Rebecca: I hate to break it to you, Kid, but she wasn't laughing at your jokes. > JIMMY, KIMMY, TOSHI, AND EVAN!!!!!!!!! For being the cooliest frend I cold > ever have!!! Rick: Obviously he's got a very amusing split personality. > YOU GUYZ KICK SOOOOOOO MUCH ASS!!!! > AND THANKS TO SHINNJI!!!!! For BEING the sexiest anime dude ever made!!!!! All: [Burst out laughing] Rebecca: Dark Schneider oughta come round and bust your head in for that. > hahahahaha!!! I love him!!!! All: And we hate you! > Also look for "Issei Strikes Back!!!" A new oneshot seriees coming SOOOOON!! Tsuneo: Oh please, god, no! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Epilouge Stinger! > And thanks for not telling our parents about this fanfic HUH?!?! :) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tsuneo: That does it. [He rises, slowly drawing his sword, and walks over to the TV. Letting out a loud yell, he stabs his sword through the screen, then lifts it up and over his shoulder, turning and slamming the TV on the floor behind him. He wrenches the sword out and plants one foot on it.] Rebecca: Overkill. Rick: I can never remember the commands for that one. Voice: [Nervously] So... Tsuneo: I'm gonna enjoy this. It was, simply put, rubbish. Hideous, ego- bloating, poorly written rubbish. The kid shows up, completely takes over, indisciminately kills characters he doesn't like, mangles the continuity and characters for his own needs, the has himself save the world with his incredible powers. It's sickening! Dan: Whoah, calm down. Tsuneo: Sorry. [He sheathes his sword.] It was just *that* bad. Dan: Yeah, well, what got me was the way the characters were acting, basically like happy morons. They smile, they yell at each other, they all bow down to the kid and all they think about is getting laid. Rebecca: Real rich, coming from you. Dan: Ha, ha. That and he blots them out so much. I mean, Shinji did next to nothing in the last two chapters, and he's the show's so-called hero. Rebecca: I'll have to agree that it's what happens to the characters that gets me. I'll admit that I don't likr most of them, but even that doesn't excuse the way he treated them. In general, they all acted as props for his magnificence. Kinda like the characters in Neon Exodus. Tsuneo: Except they got a look in once in a while. Rebecca: Point. Rick: Needless to say, the kid's just as crappy a typist as before, possibly worse even. I found that his spelling was somewhere between pathetic and laughable. I say the latter because of all the slips like "pooped" and "enenma" and so on. But there is one thing that really, really bugs me about that last half. Tsuneo: Do tell. Rick: How the hell are we gonna write-up his new powers? Dan: Ah... You got me. Rebecca: How about the mother of all contacts? Rick: That's about it, I guess. Voice: Well, that's that. No more Hellstorm. Dan: Is it just me, or does he sound relieved too? Voice: You think you've got it hard? I have to watch you guys watch it. Rebecca: Aw, diddums. Now you should realise how we feel. Tsuneo: You're not getting any sympathy from us. Dan: Yeah, so let us out before we get violent. Voice: Alright, alright already. [They all file out. The screen goes blank.] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Riffed by: Jinas & Rick R. Mortis (rickr@one.net.au) Dan and Tsuneo are copyright 1995-1998 Max Fauth (Jinas) Rebecca Bartley and Rick R. Mortis are copyright 1995-1998 Alex Fauth (Rick R. Mortis). 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