------------------------------------------------------------------------ Episode 97 means that it's just three episodes out from the big number 100! Doesn't time fly? It seems like only fifty MSTings ago we were approaching number fifty. Aaaanyway, it's time for a Slayers crossover with... Tenchi Muyo. Bet you all thought I was going to say Evangelion. Slayers is copyright Softix/TV Tokyo Tenchi Muyo! is copyright Pioneer. Dragon Ball Z is copyright Toei Animation. Slayers Muyo is copyright Thane (DeathThane@aol.com) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [The scene - a well furnished apartment, with two couches in an L formation in front of a large cabinet that includes a wide-screen TV and video recorder. The apartment has a few doors to who-knows-where, and a small kitchenette. A coffee table sits in front of the two couches, and a desk, home to a well-equipped PC sits off to one side. There are two Silver Mallies resting on the bench in front of the kitchenette. A cardboard box sits by the bench, with the tattered remains of a plastic Christmas tree and pieces of tinsel sticking out.] [Rebecca is standing on top of a ladder, screwing something into the roof] Rebecca: Just a few more twists and... done. [Dan and Tsuneo enter] Dan: Oh, hey there, Rebecca. I didn't expect you here so early. [Rebecca climbs down the ladder] Rebecca: Oh yeah... I was just doing some renovations to this place. Tsuneo: Renovations? Rebecca: Yeah. I figured that If we were going to be spending so much time here, we might as well make it a little more livable. Dan: Makes sense. Tsuneo: So, um, what were you doing? Rebecca: Oh, that? Nothing, really. Just like I said, I'm making the place more livable. Dan: that bodes. I can't think why, though. [Rick enters] Rebecca: Well look who's here. It's our extra-special guest star for the month. Rick: Oh come on, I do work here, you know. Tsuneo: Well, I suppose you could call it that. Rick: What? What? What did I do? Tsuneo: Nothing, that's the whole point. Rebecca: In the last ten episodes you've been here three times. Rick: Okay, so I miss the odd episode. Tsuneo: The odd episode? Rick: You know, just every now and then. Rebecca: Rick, of late you've been away more often then not. Dan: It ain't fair. Can you cover for me some time? Rick: When I'm available. Dan: ... Tsuneo: So what were you putting in, Rebecca? Rebecca: Oh, never mind. But there was some fanmail you might like to see. [They all cluster around the computer] Rebecca: The first one's from Keith Palmer. > It seemed to me that it was about time to send you comments on your > latest couple of MSTings. I might have sent them in sooner, but I > suppose that seeing my name listed as a frequent commentator at the > beginning of Delta Invasion 13 left me wondering again if I was > somehow responding too much. I think I've waited a sufficiently long > time after that, though... or, if I haven't, at least I *want* to > send comments. Dan: Nothing to worry about. In fact, it was your and other fans' encouragement that mostly kept us going on Delta Invasion. > As for Delta Invasion 13, I was mildly impressed that all of the > weddings and children managed to happen without a single Invador > attack. Perhaps the slightly incoherent crucifixtion of the EVAs was > supposed to compensate for that. Tsuneo: More than just slightly incoherent. > With Delta Invasion at last complete (and I'd say that's a major > accomplishment in itself), I had thought you would be taking things > easier for a while. Then, I realised you were working on a group > MSTing when "Bubblegum Curse" showed up. That was a pleasantly vague > story. If you'll forgive me dropping names, it reminded me slightly > of the famous MSTing of "Robotech III: The Odysseus Epic." You could > take any one scene and know that its characters would be undeveloped > and its events would be unconnected to the events of any other scene. Rebecca: The Odysseus Epic was a classic MSTing. They made the most of a complete lack of story. Or characters. Or events, for that matter. Rick: Odysseus Epic was one of the first MSTings I ever read. It was funny. > I'll admit that it was nice to see Maya again, and Tango was also > quite good (although, after the introduction to part 2, I don't think > Maya will be that glad to see him any time soon.) I was a little > curious about one riff in the first part, though: > >Maya: Aww, It's her and Kyrind. And Locke. And Bert, for that matter. And > >Takei. And Chris Meadows. > Maybe I'm just not that inclined to see Chris Meadows bashed (he was > one of the nicest people in the argumentative group of technical > sticklers that inhabited the Robotech Mailing List), but I'm curious > as to how he wound up in that list. I know that he contributed to > Undocumented Features, in which it was de rigueur to explicitly write > yourself in, but I had always thought that it was Gryphon who got to > pal around with the Knight Sabres in that. Rebecca: That was a mistake on Maya's side. She did actually mean Ben Hutchins. The mistake has been remedied and Maya has been forced to go on another date with Tango. Dan: You're evil. You know that. Rebecca: I try harder. > I was surprised to see some of the Kazei 5 characters show up for the > MSTing of "Neon Mobius Files." It was definitely a coup for Elmer > Studios. While I'll admit that I'm not a very good judge of > fictional character, Noriko and Shion both seemed to be in good > shape. Dan: And how! > The fanfic itself was mildly interesting, although I must > admit that I'm not very familiar with Silent Mobius (I've seen one > movie, and that's it), and hence I couldn't quite see what you were > presenting as the obvious wrongness of things such as Rally and Rosa > sharing an apartment, but there were other things I could notice. Tsuneo: Silent Mobius just doesn't get the western recognition it deserves. Rick: [Whispered to Tsuneo] How much did you get for that plug, anyway? > I've noticed crossovers like this before. (Admitting too much, I've > even started to write ones like them.) The general idea behind it is > apparently so interesting that very little effort goes into making > the story interesting as well. I found commenting on the Japanese > text before the English translation showed up a clever little touch, > although I also have one quibble. The author of the story is named > "Joyce," but your comments kept mentioning "he" in respect to the > author. Oh well, at least I can't quite accuse you of singling out > the author. Otherwise, I'm waiting, once more with some expectation, > for what comes next. Rebecca: "He" is usually meant just as a generic term for authours of often unknown gender. Tsuneo: And as always, thanks for writing in, Keith. Rebecca: Shove off, there's another one. It's from Mike Surbrook on Delta 13. > That's some fucked-up shit right there... Dan: Mike, we couldn't agree more. > And a few comments on the riffs: > >Dan: [Gendo] Tom rocks my world. > >Rick: [Fuyutski] Yes. > For some reason this riff made me laugh so hard I almost hurt myself. Rebecca: It's even funnier when you think about those stupid Rhino video ads. > >Dan: [Tom] They're coming out of the walls! They're coming out of the > >god-damned walls! Game over, man! Game over! > [Grabs tracker from Dan] You idiot, you're just not reading it right! > >> Rei soon told everyone that she was pregnant... > >Rebecca: Eew, that's about as icky as it gets. > >Rick: I recall saying something about this only being recognised in > >Alabama. > >> About nine months later, October 26th, 2020.. > Anyone want to do the math on that? Anyone? Thought not. Rick: It should have occurred to me, but I didn't think of it at the time. > .. LYN? He named his son LYN? Actually, there was a football player named > "Lynn" so... Tsuneo: We can't decide weather it's a reference to EVA: R, or the authour's just an idiot. Maybe both. > Uhm... why is everyone taking their wife's name? Ayanami Shinji? Tsuneo: It's Japanese custom, which makes you wonder about Asuka Dyron. > Okay... this whole cruxify thing is just stupid. > And if they are all 17 or so, why callthem Children still? > Oh, may I point out that you put the nail through the *wrist* not the > hand? > WAFF - who needs it? All: Not us! Tsuneo: And thanks again for writing in, Mike. Voice: Now that you've got that out of the way, would you mind getting started? Rebecca: Oh look, it's Vok Bob. Dan: Huh? Voice: I don't get it either. Rick: Looks like she outsmarted you again, voice. Voice: Oh, shut up. Rebecca: Whatever. [She folds up the ladder and casully throws it into the kitchen] Dan: Ouch. Tsuneo: So what is it today? Voice: Well, you remember Thane? Dan: Do we have to? Voice: Yes. I've got the four-part sequel to his "ShinAkuma vs. Vegeta" fanfic. It's called "Slayers Muyo." Rebecca: As if we haven't already done enough Slayers crossovers. [Dan sits on the forwards-facing couch.] Rebecca: Uh, Dan? Could you move over? Dan: What? Rebecca: It's a special occasion. Just move over. Dan: Oh, all right. [Dan shuffles over to the corner position. Rick sits next to him, and Rebecca and Tsuneo take the sideways couch] Dan: Should I be worried? [The TV switches on.] > FanFic Information: Dan: It's a text file, it's pretty short and it's badly written. > Alright Guys, Im BACCKKKK!!... Rebecca: No need to shout about it. > Yes Thats Right. Rick: I Still Can't Capitalise Properly. > And Even Though, I Have Not Ye Realeased, The Next Two Parts To SA V.S V > Im starting, Yet Another Fan Fic, and This One, i Vow, Will be finished, And > not Left Finished, For Huge periods, Of Time. Tsuneo: Hang on, what's wrong with leaving something finished? Rebecca: He's pretty handy with those commas as well. > Anyway, Ok. > Here's The Deal, Dan: You get the Banana Bender 2000, the Lex Flexer, the Total Package and a free set of steak knives if you call in the next five minutes. > I Included The Same Layout, For The Masaki Houshold As Before. > Ryoko is Married To Tenchi. Rick: How this happened, no-one knows. Dan: What about Tenchi Forever? Rick: This fic predates it. Dan: Okay, so it pre-post-dates Tenchi Forever. > Aeka, And Sasami, Are Back On Jurai. Rebecca: They got while the getting's good. > Kiyone, and Mihoshi Have Returned To The Galaxy Police. Dan: For more zany antics! Tsuneo: We're really hacking into the Tenchi cast here. > Washuu, Is Still At Home. Rebecca: [Tenchi] Washu, you're ten thousand and six. Isn't it about time you moved out? > Vegeta(DBZ) is Also Staying In The Masaki Household. Dan: Do you reckon they charge him rent? Tsuneo: Do you reckon he'd bother paying? > Thane & Lucia Are Away On Vacation. Rebecca: Who's Lucia? Rick: Who cares? Dan: What? Does this mean we're not going to get more of Thane's intense Irish accent? Tsuneo: Good. > Mike, Jameka, Bruce, Are All Living With The Masaki's As Well. > (After The Ending To My Last FanFic, they Did Not Have Much Choice) Dan: Apart form the fact they had all seven Dragon Balls. Make your own conclusions. Rebecca: Six. Dan: Right, sorry, six. Tsuneo: There's also dad and grandpa, but no-one ever writes about them. > Slayers Chracters: > Lina Inverse: Sorceress Supreme, yadayadayda. > Naga: The White Serpent. "Lina's Ultimate and Sexiest Rival" > Rezo "The Red Preist": The Guy Who Brought Shabrinigdo Back. Rick: He's died twice, but I want to include him anyway. > Zelgadis: Zel, Hey What More Can i Say, He's Zel, He Kicks Azz. Tsuneo: That's nice, what's "azz?" Rebecca: I see, it's the cast of Slayers: generic fanfic crap. > So this Is SortOf, New Breed Tenchi, With All The Normal Antics You Would Expect. Rick: Tenchi Trek, the next generation. Rebecca: Except that they've resolved the show's romantic triangle and eliminated half the cast, thus removing pretty much all plot elements. > So Without further Adiu, Dan: I think they've got pills for that. > i Give you. > --------------------------Slayers Muyo!-------------------------------- Rick: No need for a pointless crossover. > "EEEKKKKKK!!!" Meka Screamed Tsuneo: [Jameka] It's a fic! > As Mike Ran Out Of Her Room. Rebecca: Glad to see an original start to this fic. > "Hey Whats All the Racket Up There You Guys" Tenchi Yelled From the couch Dan: Nothing, just the newlyweds fighting again. > "ummmm Nothing" Mike Bolted out The Door, As Meka Was Right On Him > "MIKEEE!! COME BACK HERE!! IM GOING TO RIP YOU INTO A MILLION PIECES!" Meke > Shreiked Rick: So who's this Meke person, and why weren't they in his cast list? Rebecca: I think it might be Jameka. Think. > "Gotta Catch Me First Meka!!" Mike Yelled, Dan: From his villa in Majorca. > As He ran. > "GRRR" Meka Chased him > ....MeanWhile, Back In The House. Dan: Weren't we just in the house? > "Hmmmm...They Are At It Again." Bruce Walked Out Onto The Porch, Raising His > Hand To Get the Sun Out Of His Eyes. Dan: [Bruce] Ooooh man, did I get plastered last night. > "yep Sure Are" Vegeta Said, Standing a Feet from the porch. Tsuneo: A feet? How far is a feet? Rebecca: Twelve inch. > Bruce looked At veg oddly. Rick: [Bruce] What are you doing here anyway? > "What Are You Doing Up This Early Vegeta?" Bruce Ask Dan: [Vegeta] Oh the usual, breakfast, coffee, annihilate super-cosmic entity bent on immortality, have nap. > "oh? Me? Im Just Up Casued I Could Not Sleep" Veg Said With A Shrug Rick: [Vegeta] And I'm in a bad mood. Tsuneo: [Bruce, nervous] Oh, um... If you want me, I'll be on the other side of the planet. > "oh, well, Ok." Bruce Said, Sitting Down On the Porch. Rebecca: [Bruce] So, you come here often? > ....Elsewhere, Deep in Washuu's subspace Lab.... > "WHAT THE??!" Washuu yelled Rick: [Washu] I signed on for how many of these things? > "Who Has been Messing With The Mass AGAIN!!" Washuu yelled From upstairs. Dan: [Tenchi] No, we already used that plot device in episode ten! > No answer > She Grumbled, and went Back to work. Dan: [Washu, grumbling] Just wait, I'll show 'em all. One of these days I'll build a plot device and blow up the universe and... Oh, wait, we did that one too. > Just then She Noticed That, Something Just Was Not Right. Rebecca: The capitalisation? Tsuneo: The commas? Dan: The incredibly generic opening scene? Rick: No, there's not enough sugar in her coffee. Others: Oh. > In her Readings, And Sweeps Of The Area. Dan: Uh-oh, she lost the bleeps, she's lost the sweeps and she's lost the creeps. Rick: The what? Rebecca: Don't encourage him. > It Seemed, That Something Was Going On In "Ryoko's Cave" Dan: Why does it get quotation marks? Tsuneo: I wouldn't know. > Like A Portal Was Being Opend. Rebecca: Such a subtle plot device. > Washuu Rushed Up Outta The Lab, To Find Someone, ANYONE to Tell them. Dan: [Wahsu] Quick! There's a tear in the fabric of space and time forming in the cave! If we don't do something, it'll consume the whole universe! Rick: [Ryo-Ohki] Miaw? > She Quickly Spoted, Tenchi, Sitting On the Couch Quitely. Rebecca: [Tenchi] Finally, five minutes of peace and quiet. > "TENCHI!!" Washuu yelled in his ear Rebecca: [Tenchi] D'oh! > "Theres Something Going On At Ryoko's Cave" Washuu said with enthusiaim. Rick: I don't quite like the enthusiasm in your voice. This is another ploy to get that sample, isn't it? Tsuneo: [Washu] It's having untold effects on the space-time continuum, and it's really neat! > "hmmm Little Washuu?, What Are you Talking About" Tenchi Ask All: The portal! Dan: What, is he deaf or something? > WAshuu facefualted. Rebecca: [Washu] I knew it was a mistake to replace his brain with a cauliflower. > "DID YOU NOT HEAR ME BOY!" She made him get up and go outside > "GAHH"Tenchi yelped Dan: [Tenchi] I don't get any respect. > Bruce Looked Up, As Washuu, And Tenchi Came Outside. > "Hey Little Washuu" Bruce Smiled > "Oh, yes, hello Bruce" She Pushed tenchi off the porch, And hearded him to > the shrine steps, Rebecca: [Washu] Hyah! Hyah mule, hyah! > Dragging bruce and veg along as well. > "WAHH!"Veg yelled as he was dragged Rick [Vegeta]: What? You dare drag the great Vegita, Prince of the of the Saiyans and most powerful being in the universe out of his bed? WA-TAK! > "Wha? Whats going on" Bruce said Dan: We think it's the plot. Tsuneo: [Washu] I've got to get this story moving, even if it kills you! > "We Are Going To Ryoko's Cave!" Washuu said. Rick: Quick! To the batcave! WHOOSH! > Then she Realized Something. Rebecca: [Washu] Did I forget to turn the time and space dimensions destroyer off before I left? Oh well, it'll be fine. > "hey, why am i going!"She let them all go halfway upthe stairs Dan: Because you're the only one who'd know what to do? > All The Guys Got a sweatdrop All: Comedy! > .....Over At Ranko's Farm.... Rebecca: Who's that? Dan: She's just someone who hangs around. I think she's Thane's sister or something. Rebecca: Thane has family? [Shudders] > "AHAHAHAHA" Mike Cackled > "You Don't Get Me Unless You Can Catch Me, Meka!! " mike kept running. Rick: Well, obviously. > Then he Slammed Into Someone. Tsuneo: Okay, but if it's a "six footed" man on a skateboard, I'm outta here. > "OOF!" Mike Staggered Back. Rick: Good thing this isn't Car Wars. He could have been killed. > Turns Out, He had Slamed Into Ryoko. > "Well, Well, Well, Mike. You Disturbed My Beauty Sleep" Ryoko Said With > a Mallicious Grin Tsuneo: So what were you doing standing out in the middle of a field asleep? > "ACK! ummm Ryoko.....uhh hi." Mike Said Backing Up. > "GOTCHA!" Meka Tackled Mike!! > She began Strangling Him!! Rebecca: Why don't those two just get a room and be done with it? > "GACCKKKCCKKK" Mike Choked Dan: Mike, I agree. > Ryoko Giggled. Tsuneo: And that alone is worth a paragraph. > "My Work Here Is Done!" Ryoko Said With Entusiasm > "hey, Whats Going On here?" Ranko Said, Walking Outside. Tsuneo: You tell us. > Meka Let Go Of Mike. > "Oh Nothing, Just The Fact That Mike Was In My Room Again Ranko" Meka > Said Getting, Up, And Dusting Herself Off. > "oh He Was, Was he, The PERVERT!" Ranko Said, Pulling A Mallet Outta > Malletspace Dan: Come on, I'm sure there's plenty of perfectly innocent reasons to be there. Rebecca: Oh yeah? Name three. Rick: Say, if Bruce is supposedly so rich, why doesn't him move them all out of there? Tsuneo: Or at least express freight Mike to Abu Dhabi? > "UH OH!!" Mike Got Up And Started To Run, Dan: See Mike run. Rick: Run Mike run. Rebecca: See Mike get WA-TAKKed. > He Ran To The Shrine Steps, And Seen the Others Still Sitting There. Dan: So what are they doing there? Rebecca: Washu dragged them all to the cave. Dan: But the cave's nowhere near the shrine. Rebecca: So she dragged them to the shrine instead! > Bruce Looked Down And Saw Mike Comming. Tsuneo: [Bruce] Oh boy, there goes the neighborhood. > "AGG!!"Bruce Got up And Started To Run Up the Stairs, As Did, Vegeta, And > Tenchi. Dan: If you dislike him that much, just tell him to get lost. Rick: If that fails, just have Vegeta punt him to the next continent. > Mike Was Close Behind Them, With Ranko, And Meka In tow. Rebecca: Well it's either a riot or Mike's been a naughty boy again. > Eventually, They all Collided In Front Of The Masaki Shrine. > "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Everyone Screamed, As They Smashed into each other. Dan: I suppose this is meant to be funny. Tsuneo: Okay, take a random assortment of characters, half of them authour created that no-one cares about and ram them all together. What do you get? Rebecca: An Eyrie production? > "Vegeta, Get Your Foot Outta My Ear" Meka Said, Hitting him Rick: [Vegeta] Make me. > Bruce Was on The Bottom Of the Pile, Along With Tenchi. Dan: [Tenchi] After a while, you get used to having people walk all over you. > "MMMPAGAJGAASFA" in Unison, Bruce And Tenchi Telled For Dear Life. Rick: Listen, it's someone screaming in agony! Fortunately, I speak it fluently. > Sooon, The Group Was Together again, With A Bit Of Ryoko's Help. Rebecca: What did she do, glue all the limbs back on? > They All looked Over, And Noticed That...The Cave Was Glowing An Errie > Red Color......... All: Zoiks! Tsuneo: Meanwhile, back to the plot. > ......Meanwhile, In An Alternate Earth...... Rick: Tenchi had a goatee, Vegeta a scar, all the girls wear miniskirts and crop-tops save for a leather-clad Ryoko and Mike is the Magistrate from the Imperial Security Corps. Rebecca: Isn't that an interocitor? > "ZZzzzzzzzz" Naga Snored, Stretched Out. > "ZZzzzzzzz" Lina Snored As well. > While Zelgadis Snoozed On The Limb Of A Tree. Rick: You know, this is probably the best dialogue so far. > It Had Been A Few Days of Long hard Travel. > Zel, Lina, And Naga...Where Going To A City To Meet Up With Gourry, Ameila, > And Xelloss. Dan: Okay, so what precisely separated Lina and Gourry? And come to think of it, why would they want to meet up with Xellos? > "mmm..." Lina Looked Around As She Woke Up. > She Noticed That Something Was Glowing Over By The Stream, where They Had > Slept. Tsuneo: Oh my! A handy portal appears out of nowhere, and we're not even going to try and explain it! > Lina got up to go And Examine It, and No Sooner had She Moved Was Naga, up > And Right Behind her. Dan: [Naga] Hey, a shiny thing! > Lina knocked on the treen where zel was Rebecca: [Zelgadis] I'm sorry, but Zel's out at the moment. But I'm sure if you leave a message, he'll get right back to you. > "Zel, hey zel" Lina Said. > No Answer > "ZEL!"Lina Said Gettinga little upset. > No Answer Rick: Zel, just stay there. That way you can avoid the plot. Tsuneo: Such as it is. > With That Lina Kicked The Tree, and Zel Tumbled Out. Dan: At least Lina's in character. > "ACK!" Zel exclaimed As he landed on his face Rebecca: Graceful. > "hmm Lina, What Was That For?" Zel Said getting up Tsuneo: [Lina] We have to get the plot moving somehow, otherwise the story will never end. > "well, next time Listen Better" Lina Said Pointing over to the stream > "it seems Like some kind of magic" naga said. > "But Im Not So Sure It Is Naga" Lina Said. Peering At The Red Glow. Dan: Of course it's not Naga, she's standing right next to you. And she's rather hard to miss. > "Well, There's Only One Way To Find Out What It Is" Zel Said. And Began > Walking Over To The Glow. Dan: Uh, excuse me? Zel's the sensible one here. Rebecca: Well, since they don't have Amelia or Gaurry to throw at it... > "hmm...im not so sure but i guess your right" Lina Said Following > "hmph" Naga followed Rick: Probably best to stand behind Zelgadis. He's the indestructible one. > .....Back On Earth.... Dan: Nothing. Sorry to waste your time. > The Group had Since Got Up Enough Courage To Go into The Cave Rick: Hey, why don't they just boot Mike down there and see what happens? > "There Is Nothing In here" Meka Said Folding her arms as she walked Rebecca: So what's the red glow then? Rick: Oh, that? that's just the red glowing moss. > "Maybe, maybe Not, But Washuu Said There Was, And i beleive her meka" Vegeta > Said Tsuneo: [Vegeta] Excuse me, but do I get to have any personality in this fic? > "I Don't Like The Looks Of This" Tenchi said apprehensively. Dan: Come on, all it is is a pirate galleon full of manatees drawn by a horde of rats and the world's largest prairie dog. What could be wrong with that? > Mike Was Far Ahead of The group > Meka looked. Rick: LOOK CAVE! > "GET BACK OVER HERE YOU IDIOT!" She Cahsed After him Rebecca: Is it legal to "cahs" somebody? Rick: Only in Nevada. > "Whoa, cool" Mike exclaimed As he got into the place where the glow was > comming from. Dan: [Mike, surfer] It's like, totally far out, dude. > The Red Energy Portal Swirled, Like A Pinwheel. Rebecca: It's a wibly-wobly swirly thing in space! > Everyone Gasp When They Came up On In. All: What? Tsuneo: I think... It means... I've got no idea. > Then Suddenly, the Portal Began To Crackle With Enenrgy, And It Deposited, > Three Figures Right Out Onto Mike's Head. Dan: [Mike] This kind of thing always happens to me. Rick: [Tenchi] You get used to it. > "ACCKKK!! OOFF!" Mike Went down for the count. Rebecca: Hey, that was a fast count! No fair. > Lina Looked up and Around, At All The People. Tsuneo: And maybe half of them count. > "ummmm Zel...." Lina Said > "i Don't Think We Are In Zelphilia, Anymore" Lina Said....with a sweatdrop.... Dan: Oh come on, these guys would hardly look out of place in Slayers. > End part One. > Hehehehe So...I hope You Enjoyed My Newest Fanfic...hehehehe. All: We didn't. > Part Two Comming in a few days. Dan: No need to rush on our account. > Lina looked around bewildered. Dan: [Lina] I'm in a cave full of idiots. Rick: [Zelgadis] Well, nothing new on that score. > Naga looked up as well. Tsuneo: [Naga] Wow! I just noticed there's a roof! > "Whoa," Mike said looking at the group. > "Ummm..." Bruce could not utter much. Dan: He forgot the script. Rick: His jaw was kind of on the floor. > Tenchi extended his hand to Lina. Dan: [Tenchi] Vegeta, Lina. Lina, Vegeta. Rick: KABOOM! BOOM! > "Umm... Need some help there, Miss?" Tenchi asked. > Lina grabbed Tenchi's hand, and he pulled her up. Dan: [Tenchi] Oh no, does this mean I get another girl fawning all over me? Rebecca: [Lina] Depends on how rich you are, kid. > Mike looked at Naga..... Dan: There's an awful lkot to look at. [Rebecca hits him with a cushion] > "Whoa, are they implants?" he muttered to himself. Rebecca: Amazing advancements in medieval cosmetic surgery! Rick: Nice knowing you, Mike. Dan: Not with the way they bounce! [Rebecca hits him with a cushion] Well it's true! [Rebecca hits him with a cushion] > Naga looked at him oddly. > "Who are you?" she said, standing up to her full height. Tsuneo: That's what we've been trying to figure since Shinakuma vs. Vegeta. > Zel got up by his own accord. Rick: [Zelgadis] Don't mind me. > "More importantly, where are we?" Zel asked, looking around. > "Well, you're in Japan," Tenchi said. Dan: Well that narrows it down a lot. Rebecca: [Lina] Japan, Japan... Wasn't that a small town I accidentally obliterated? > Bruce looked over the new group of people, Rebecca: [Bruce] How would that little leather number look on me? Rick: Bruce, you don't have the figure for it. Tsuneo: *No-one* does. > as did Ryoko and Meka. > "Alright, obviously something is going on here, but no one HERE can > explain it," Bruce said. Rick: Bruce, for once I agree with you. > "Maybe we should go ask Washuu," Tenchi said. Dan: Isn't she here? Tsuneo: I thought she was the one who dragged them here. Rebecca: Obviously she saw her chance and fled. > "Good idea," Ryoko said, wrapping her arms around Tenchi. > "Well, standing around here is not going to get us anywhere," Zel said. Dan: so let's stand here! Rick: Cool! > "Yeah, and I still have to get vengence on Mike!" Meka cut in. > "Me too!" Ranko chimed in, waving the mallet. Tsuneo: What did he ever do to Ranko? Rebecca: Apart from just being Mike? > Mike cringed. > "Well, I guess we could," Lina said. Dan: Um... we're still standing here. > "By the way, my name's Lina, Lina Inverse," Lina said to the group. > Naga began to laugh. Rick: I wonder if this area's geologically stable. > "And I am Naga, LINA'S ULTIMATE AND SEXYIST RIVAL!" Naga continued to > laugh. Tsuneo: And every Slayers fanboy's wet dream. > "Hey Naga, the last I heard they were calling you The Goldfish Feces," > Zel said with a smirk All: Huh? > Naga quickly shut up and blushed sligtly. > Everyone else got a huge sweatdrop. Rick: [Zelgadis] I'm not with these people. I've never met them before in my life. > Except for Mike, who was *WATCHING* Naga the whole time. Dan: [Mike] Hey, I just figured it out! She's a woman! > Meka whacked him over the head. > "Stop that!!" Meka said. > Mike grunted and fell down. Rick: We'd like to apologise for the repetition in this fic. > "And I'm Zelgadis Greywers," Zel bowed slightly. Dan: Zel, give up. No-one here cares about you. > "Well then, we'd better get back to the house," Bruce said. Rebecca: Yes, so let's get back to the house. Tsuneo: Yes, we'll stop standing here and get back to the house! Dan: Right, we'll go back to the house. [Pause] Dan: We're still here. > With that they all filed out of the cave and went back down the steps to > the house. Rick: So in conclusion, they're going to the house. > Eventually they all got back to Washuu and they all settled in. Rebecca: So Washu wasn't there after all? What *is* going on? > Meka and Mike were bickering the backround, firing off random chi blasts > at each other. Dan: [Zelgadis] Do they do this a lot? Tsuneo: [Tenchi] Far, far too often. Rick: We'd like to apologise for the repetition in this fic. > Bruce sipped tea and listened to Washuu explain what was going on. Rebecca: Do we get to hear the explanation? Tsuneo: Obviously not. > Tenchi and Ryoko snuggled together. > Naga and Lina sat by each other, while Ranko sat by Zel. Dan: [Ranko] I like him. He's soft and cuddly. > "Ok, so that's that" Washuu said. Tsuneo: What's that? Can we have an explanation rather than a covering sentence? > "I can't exactly explain what that was, but whatever it was.... it was > powerful," Washuu said. > "Hmmm... what could be powerful enough to alter dimensions?" Lina said. Rick: The Super-Dimensional Space-Time Oscilation Bomb? Tsuneo: A Transporter and an Ion Storm? Rebecca: A toaster? Dan: I thought we agreed never to mention that thing again. > Zel spoke up. > "Rezo was that powerful, Lina," Zel said. Rebecca: Even though he never demonstrated any powers like that. > "REZO?! But he's dead Zel. We killed him. *TWICE*," Lina said. Tsuneo: [Lina] You should know, you were there. > "Hmmm.... Lina, you think in such small terms," Naga said with a smirk. [They all cough bullsh*t] Rebecca: Naga's accusing someone of thinking small? > "If this "Rezo" was as powerful as Zel says, then...." Rebecca: And why are they all jumping to this conclusion? Lina has encountered monsters that are fare more powerful than him, so why don't they think of that? Rick: Because he was in the cast at the top. > "OK! OK! I get the point." Lina interrupted. Rebecca: [Lina] All I'm trying to do is interject some common sense into this matter, but if you guys can't be bothered listening to me, it's your own fault. > "Soooo, this Rezo guy was pretty strong?" Washuu said. Dan: He's helluva tough, even. Tsuneo: Yes, he's strong. We've said it about six times, but we'll say it once more just to get the point over. Rick: We'd like to apologise for the repetition in this fic. > Then Washuu looked at Zel. Dan: [Washu] How do you get your hair to do that? Rick: [Zelgadis] My hair? What about yours? > Her eyes got kinda sparkly. > "HEEEEY.... Zel, that is your name isn't it?" Washuu said, advancing. Rebecca: Well yeah, he did throw it out about four times. > "Umm, yes, Miss Washuu," Zel asked. > "Would you mind coming down to the lab for a bit?" she said with glee. > "Umm... Sure... I think," Zel said, standing. > "Ohhhhh good!" Washuu said, dragging Zel off to the lab. Tsuneo: So how did we get from arguing about the cause of the portal to dragging Zel off to the lab? Rebecca: It's just an immediate and unknown phenomenon, do you really expect anyone to worry about it? > "Well, what do we do now?" Lina said. Dan: Blow something up and steal its treasure. > "There is Not Much We Can Do, Lina." Naga said, "Unless that portal comes > back." Tsuneo: When did it close? The story never said it closed, so they could just go back through it. Dan: It's just closed, okay? > "Well, I guess you guys can stay here for a while," Tenchi said, standing > and looking the group over. Tsuneo: [Tenchi] Sure, why not, it's not like we've got our own lives to get on with. Rebecca: [Tenchi] damned if I know where we're going to put you. > "Really?" Lina asked. > "Yeah, really," Tenchi said. Rick: [Lina] Really really? Dan: Yeah, really really. Rick: [Lina] Really really really? Rebecca: That's enough, thank you. > "Thanx Tenchi," Naga said with a wink. > Ryoko growled and huggled Tenchi possesively. > "MINE!!" she growled. Tsuneo: [Tenchi] Uck... I can't... Breathe... > "Ok, Ok, don't get so hostile." Naga said. > "Yeah Ryoko! I'm not going anywhere," Tenchi said, looking at her. Dan: [Tenchi] Not since you chained us together. > "Mmm... Ok Tenchi." Ryoko said. > Then they all heard Zel yell from the lab. > "DON'T DO THAT MISS WASHUU!!" Zel yelled. > "But why not? I only need a *sample*," Washuu giggled. Tsuneo: Do we have to put up with this? Rebecca: Let's see, it's a re-use of an old gag from the show... So I'd say yes. > Then nothing. > Everyone looked around the room, no one said anything. Dan: Okay, who let fly? > Meanwhile, back at the shrine... > Something began to form in the cave. > and then a familar sound, the clang of metal rings...................... Rick: Oh look, it's the last member of our cast. Dan: So much for suspense. > End Part 2 Tsuneo: That was a chapter? > Yes, next part, Rezo enters. Rebecca: Just in case you hadn't guessed... > When We Last Left Off, The Slayers (Zel, Lina, And Naga Had Just > Been Invited By Tenchi Masaki To Stay At There Home Till Washuu Could Help > them Find There Way Home.) Dan: Um... Close parenthesis somewhere? Rick: Breathe man, breathe! > And At This Particular Point In The Story, A > Very Familar Sound Is Heard Comming From Ryoko's Cave. > The Sound Of A Shinto Staff....... Dan: Everyone got that? [They all nod] Good! On with the story. Rick: Such as it is. > ------------------------Slayers Muyo Part #3--------------------------- > While everyone in the house got settled in, Rebecca: Does this mean we're going to have more scenes of random Mike destruction? > Zel finally was able to come up > out of the lab, he looked a little flushed. No one in the room dared to ask.. > for fear that Zel might get a *little* upset. All: Too late. > Naga yawned tiredly. > "so Tenchi, where exactly do we sleep tonight" Naga asked Rebecca: I think there's a bit of room left in a cupboard. > "well i..uhh.."Tenchi rubbed the back of his head thinking. > "What?! you expect us to sleep outside?!" lina snaped! Dan: No-one said that. Rebecca: *Everyone's* jumping to conclusions around here. > "Nono, of course not" Tenchi said getting a small sweatdrop Rick: Where does he get those things from anyway? > "well, ok then" lina sat back down > "Some of them can sleep at my farmhouse with me tonight tenchi" Ranko chimed > in. Rebecca: Well thank you for that, little miss random bystander person. Tsuneo: One more question: who are you, and where did that farm come from anyway? > "are you sure ranko?" tenchi asked Dan: [Ranko] Yes, I'm pretty sure I'm Ranko. Your point? > "yeah, it's no problem. " Ranko smiled, standing > Mike laughed. > "I know where im sleeping tonight" Mike grinned at meka Dan: Sleepin' wit da fishes? > "OH NO YOU DON'T!!" meka picked up the coffee table, she loomed over mike > with it. Rebecca: Here we go again. Tsuneo: Mike, just give up. > Mike quickly bolted outside, and the viscious cycle that is meka and > Mikes exsistance started over again. Dan: [Mike] She wants me. Rick: We'd like to apologise for the repetition in this fic. > "Do they always fight like that" zel looked over at tenchi > "Constantly" tenchi replied Rebecca: After a while you learn to filter it out. > "ahhh i see..."Zel got a sweatdrop > "Well, ANYWAY....Im bushed...."lina said to zel, and tenchi Tsuneo: [Lina] You know, a day of sitting around and expositing... Expositionner... Er... You know what I mean sure takes it out of you. > "ok, miss lina this way" Ranko waved her outside. Naga followed as did Zel. Dan: [Tenchi] At last, they're gone! > ------------Meanwhile back up at the shrine--------- Rick: Say... Did Vegeta do anything in that scene? Rebecca: I think he died back in chapter one. > A tall man in priest clothing walked silently out of the cave, he was holding > a shinto staff with metal rings on the end that chimed with an errie sound. Rebecca: [Bored] Oh look, it's Rezo. What an unexpected development that was. > the man began to wonder where he was. and how infact he had gotten here. Dan: Did you take the bus? Rick: [Rezo] Last thing I remember, I was dead again. > Yosho just then came out of the masaki shrine. Tsuneo: Oh my god! It's Yosho! He gets to do something! > He spied the man, and went over. > "ahhh sir, did you loose your way?" yosho asked curiously Dan: A man is walking around in funny looking robes with huge shoulderpads and carrying a bizarre staff, and the first thing you ask him is did he lose his way? Rebecca: He was also going to direct him to the freak show. Rick: Oh, just down the hill? > "Or are you just here to pray" yosho asked > "well....im not quite sure how i got here" the man said Tsuneo: [Yosho] Ah... Another drunkard. > "oh, then...would you like to stay here at the shrine with me tonight" yosho > asked Dan: [Rezo] Do you have cable? > "it is rather dark, and it's hard to see at night up here" yosho said > "Oh, and im sorry. Im yosho." yosho smiled > "hmm...well sir. I am Rezo." Rezo said softly > Yosho noticed that the tall man kept his eyes seemingly constant. Rebecca: Yeah... Eyes usually do stay there. Rick: Seemingly constant what? > "Sir, are you....blind?" yosho ask Dan: Nah, he's just a squinty guy. Tsuneo: Well his eyes are seemingly constant, so it's a good question. > "yes, i have been blind since birth" rezo said softly > "But do not count me out" rezo said with a slightly evil grin Dan: [Rezo] MUAHAHAHAHA... Oh, did I do that too early? > "No, of course not" yosho said walking back over to the shrine > Rezo followed him. With not a problem. Tsuneo: Say, how does he do that anyway? > They both entered the shrine. Rezo sat across the table from yosho as they > spoke. Rick: [Rezo] There I was minding my own business, when suddenly POW! I got vapourised by an annoying girl and her companions. Dan: [Yosho] Then my grandson goes out and marries a girl I killed a few centuries ago. > a few hours later, the sun was begining to come up...... Tsuneo: Just spoke? Not spoke about anything, just spoke in general? > -------------------Back at the masaki house------------- > Washuu worked feaverishly in her lab, trying to figure out exactly what > had sent Lina, and the others to this time. Tsuneo: And here I thought they were from another dimension. Rick: Hey, maybe they can get Vegeta to send them home. Dan: Don't make me hurt you. > "Arghhh!" Washuu growled Rebecca: Washu, we feel your pain. Rick: [Washu] Arghh in the existentialist sense, of course. > "Im never going to figure this out...there are too many variables."Washuu > said frustated to herself Dan: You know, that sounds an awful lot like admitting defeat. Rebecca: [Washu] NEVER! > "ok, let's see now....according to this...the last time i used the > dimension cause and effect controller, Rebecca: I was only kidding about that earlier. > it seems that the controller copied > more than one persona of this "Rezo" person lina was talking about" washuu > huffed* Rick: So let me get this straight. The machine made multiple copies of a dead guy from another dimension. Do her machines usually screw up this much? > she mused on what else could of caused the warp. Dan: Let's see, there haven't been any recent nuclear explosions in space, we haven't had an ion storm recently... > but she came up empty. > her stomach began to growl. she realized that she had not eaten all night. > "i guess i should go up and get some food, since all this is going to do is > frustrate me even further..." Rebecca: [Washu] Ah well, I'll do what I always do. Laugh and blow something up. > she growled, and got up to go upstairs... > Then one of here screens flashed, and an alarm sounded as if it was world war 4. Rick: Did we just skip one? > "ARGHHH!! WHAT IS IT NOW!!" Washuu bolted over to the console All: We've got fanfic siiign! > It was lit up like a christmas tree. > According to the console, something REALLY powerful had just entered this > dimension. Tsuneo: Actually it's been here for a while and is currently eating you out of house and home. > But it did not have a signature that could really be rated.. Dan: Because her scouter's broken. > since > whatever it was, was not made up of readable energy...it was infact made up > of...... Rick: Cheese! > Magic??! Rick: I was going to say magic. No, really. > Washuu's jaw positively droped. Rebecca: However it recovered by the end of the day's trading. > " I DON'T BELEIVE THIS!!" She screamed! Dan: Neither do we, and we're reading it. > Then the monitors went dim again. > "WHAT THE?!" Washuu gasp > "I LOST IT?!!" she looked over the screens. Tsuneo: [Washu] Damned huge enigmatic energy source, it could be anywhere. > Nothing. > She growled and sat back down at the console. > and began to work again. Rebecca: [Washu] Okay, I've gotten up to thriteen frags on Xan. Just two more, baby. > -------------------------By Now The Sun Was Fully Up------------ > -------------------------Back at the Masaki Shrine.------------- Dan: Meanwhile, back on the ranch. > Evetaully Rezo, and yosho where finished talking. Tsuneo: And no-one had said a thing. Rebecca: The conversation ended on this. > After explanations had been given. > "So, your a great sage" Yosho said. Dan: You've got a great sage? Rick: He raised it from a puppy. > "Yes i am...but i prefer not to be fussed over persay" Rezo smiled to himself Rebecca: [Rezo] All I ask is a small royal fanfare wherever I go. > "ahhh it makes much sense to keep power hidden" yosho said > "oh?"rezo said > "And why in fact yosho, do you hide your powers" rezo said looking up at him Rick: Mild mannered priest by day, Grandpa is in fact... MONK MAN! > Yosho's eye widend slightly. Tsuneo: [Yosho] I am so bored. > "So...you can sense inner power" yosho said silently Dan: Oh yeah, it's a little trick he picked up from Vegeta. Rebecca: In this fic, that's less ludicrous than it sounds. > "indeed i can, and the power i sense is very strong" rezo said > "but i can't quite place it" rezo said Rick: [Rezo] It has a slight minty taste. > "No, you will not be able to place it..on this planet anyway" Yosho said Dan: Strange being from another planet with powers beyond those of mortal monks... Rick: MONK MAN! Tsuneo: That's right, just tell a total stranger all your secrets. > "Perhaps not. But it is there" rezo smiled. > "yes it is. but let's not talk about this" yosho said standing. He was quite > tired by now. as was rezo. Dan: Yeah, this talking is so awfully tiring. Rick: Hey, lay off Yosho, he's been busy fighting the Vikings. Rebecca: As... MONK MAN! > "i would like you to meet my grandson, tenchi. rezo"yohso said. Rick: [Rezo] Your grandson is called Tenchi Rezo? Tsuneo: [Yosho] That didn't come out right. > "But first before we go down there..let's get some rest...they will probably > be up here soon to get me for breakfast" Yosho sat down on his > futon Dan: [Yosho] There's a busy day of zany comedy ahead of us! > "Alright then"Rezo nodded > He layed down on the bed yosho had made for him..and they both fell into an > exausted sleep. > -----------------Up At The House--------------- Rebecca: The UN had finally gotten off its ass and sent peacekeepers in. > Naga stood looking out over the lake, she grinned looking down at the water. Dan: [Naga] What is this stuff? It looks so wet. Rick: What's so fascinating about this lake, anyway? Tsuneo: It's the way Mike sails into it. > Lina sat on the porch by bruce looking at naga. Rebecca: [Lina] Dunno why, it's not as if I don't see enough of her. Rick: *Everyone* sees enough of her. > "Well, she's up early today" lina said Tsuneo: Let me guess, she caught Mike trying to take off with her spare outfit. > "Welll... im not so sure about her sleeping patterens miss lina" Bruce > said siping his morning cocoa Dan: Well, *obviously,* since you just *met* her. > "ohhh beleive me bruce, she sleeps alot" lina said > "ahh i will take your word for it" bruce said, reading the morning paper Rebecca: You can tell the fic's boring him too. Rick: [Bruce] Let's see... Zany crossover in progress, dozens of readers hurt. Sounds familiar. > "MIKE!!!!!!!!!" Meka yelled...the house seemed to rattle, and the morning > running of the bulls happend. Dan: So Mike's got a rosetta pinned to his horns? Rebecca: Hey look, Mike's about to get WA-TAKKed. Again. > Bruce eyed lina on a downward angle from his position Rick: You know, it's pretty hard to eye her in any other way. Except if you're Amelia. Or she's standing on someone. > "umm miss lina, i would advise moving" Bruce said > "ohh?"Lina said looking up > Just then mike rushed outside...with meka RIGHT behind him. > "DO NOT BE IN THE SHOWER WHEN I AM!!" meka yelled Rebecca: [Mike] Shower? I thought that was a telephone box. > "Hey you walked in on me THIS TIME!!" mike said Dan: Yeah, that sounds wonderfully probable. Rick: We'd like to apologise for the repetition in this fic. Tsuneo: So if they were in a shower, are they only wearing towels, or what? > Right before they stormed out bruce pulled lina out of the way > "umm thanx bruce" lina said slightly blushing > "yeah no problem" bruce said with a smile Rebecca: Don't go there. Please don't go there. Tsuneo: He wants to score with Lina? What an underachiever. > he let her go, lina quickly straightend herself out, meanwhile back at > ranko's farm house. Rick: Meanwhile, back at the ranch. > "Zel pleassssee" Ranko pleaded! > "but...miss ranko..." zel said > "COME ON PLEASSSEE!" Ranko pleaded still Dan: Is she always this hopeless? Tsuneo: If she had a character, I could tell you. Rebecca: [Ranko] I'll whinge until you do! > "oh fine, i guess i can help you with your farm"Zel said reluctantly Rick: [Ranko] Good! Here's a shovel. The cows are that way. Dan: [Zelgadis] I had to go and open my big mouth. Rebecca: Go on Zel, obliterate her. Give in to your darker side. You know you want to. > "ohh good!" ranko said going back into the house, she came out with some > overall's and some work clothes, and she tossed them to zel. > Zel went into the farm house to change. Tsuneo: [Zelgadis] Well, I have no dignity and self-esteem left. I may as well obey the blank template over here. Rebecca: Yeah, only Lina's allowed to kick him around like that. > While ranko stood outside tilling the fields..meka and mike raced past > her..... Tsuneo: Oh look, it's the finals of the Olympic mixed doubles meat cleaver marathon. > Evetually meka and mikes wreckless track ended up crashing right > into naga, Dan: And they bounced off. Rick: I bet he did that on purpose. > through the air she flew, and SPLASH* > right into the water. Naga Swam out, sputtering. Rebecca: Just how fast were they going, anyway? > "WHAT WAS THAT!!" Naga yelled! Tsuneo: That was the crazy entertainment story in progress. Dan: I think it's the comedy relief. Rebecca: This fic needs comedy relief like I need a hole in the head. > "IT WAS HIM!!" Meka pointed at mike who had a huge trout on his head. Rick: That's quite an improvement. > "Hey i didn't do anything miss naga!" Mike said getting up...the trout > plunked back into the water. Dan: [Trout] Don't look at me, I've got nothing to do with the goof. I didn't even want to do this fic. > "Oh really?" naga said > "You dare to challange NAGA THE SERPENT!!" Naga Said Entusiastically Rick: Is this an appropriate juncture for a WA-TAK? > "umm err...i...uhh..." Mike could not utter much..but he wondered what > the big breasted bimbo was going to do.... Rebecca: Please let it be something fatal. Pleeease? > Meka Was glowing with a blue aura by now.... All: Oooohhh! > she was pretty much as upset as naga. > "WUH OH!!" mike got up > "DEMONA CRYSTAL!" Naga shouted as she cast her spell right under mike > "Genki KIKOKEN!" Meka shouted as she fired off a green chi blast at > mike that somehow combined with the demona crystal, Tsuneo: Don't anyone ask how, it just did. > turning the ice in the spell to a green color. > Mike Stood frozen in a green ice block. Dan: Wow. It turned green. That's so spectacular and worthwhile. I'm awed. Whoopee. Rick: Hey, now Mike's lime flavoured. Rebecca: Don't go there. > Meka high fived naga. > "Pretty cool trick" meka said with a smile > "No problem at all!!" naga said with a grin > "Maybe i will teach you" Naga said. Tsuneo: You only need to spend about a decade learning magical theory. Rick: Say, how did Naga learn magic? Rebecca: I think from the back of a cereal box. > "oh, REALLY?!" meka's eyes lit up > In mikes mind he was thinking: Dan: Boot error. Redo from start. > "...ohhhh boy...." > Lina threw a fireball at mike..which melted the demona crystal. Tsuneo: And blew a huge chunk out of the landscape, but who cares? Rick: Cool! Crispy fried critter! Who wants a chunk? > Mike fell down..cold as hell but otherwise ok... > "Brrrr..."Mikes teeth chattered Rebecca: You mean he's not even moderately fried? Tsuneo: Well, he was trapped in the ice block. Rebecca: Hey Lina, hit him again. > Meka giggled. > And Naga Laughed. Dan: Small animals fled in terror for miles around. > Bruce cringed, nearly spilling his cocoa when he heard naga. Rick: [Bruce] Sounds like my clock radio in a thunderstorm. > "ACK!, what the?!" Bruce looked at lina, as if to say..."WHAT THE?!" > Lina pretty much replied with a shrug as if to say "Don't ASK" All: Comedy! > Tenchi had since made his way up to the masaki shrine, due to the > fact that it was time for breakfast. Tsuneo: And he was trying to avoid the rest of the cast. > Yosho, and rezo had since awaked, and they where talking again as > tenchi entered the shrine. He was quite started to see yosho's visitor. Dan: [Tenchi] Wonderful, another mouth to feed. > Tenchi bowed to the visitor. > Rezo gave him a humble nod back. > "Grandpa, it's tiem for breakfast" Tenchi said Rebecca: Time to join the rest of the crew for more wacky comedy hi-jinks. Tsuneo: [Yosho] If you don't mind, I'm fasting. Rebecca: Since when? Tsuneo: [Yosho] Oh, for about three seconds now. > "Won't you and your visitor come down" tenchi said looking at them > "Yes we will shortly" Yosho said Rick: They're waiting for the smoke to clear. > yosho looked at rezo. > "Rezo, this is my grandson. Tenchi" Yosho walked over and patted him on > the shoulders as if to present him. > "A pleasure young sir. I am rezo." Rezo said standing. > "Nice to meet you mr rezo" tenchi said reluctantly > "Likewise" Rezo said Dan: [Tenchi] Yes, nice to meet you. Rick:[Rezo] Yes, it is. Dan: [Tenchi] Likewise. Rick: [Rezo] Yes, it is good to meet you. Dan: [Tenchi] Yes, it is. Rebecca: Okay, we get the picture. > "Alright then, now that everyone is aquainted...let's go down to breakfast" > they all started walking down the stairs Rick: No-one will be seated during the thrilling GOING TO BREAKFAST scene! > By now, Mike and Bruce where in exibition spar. Tsuneo: They'd finally decided they didn't like each other, and were going to settle this the proper way. > "HA!" mike kaied and threw another kick at bruces head, which bruce barely > dodged. > "Humming Bird WAVE" Bruce kaied and a huge blue blast came up under mike > Mike was thrown backward, but he quickly recovered. Dan: Don't these things actually hurt anyone? Rebecca: Doesn't seem to. Hell, you block them with your underarm with no ill effects. > Naga, and lina claped for bruce. Rick: Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce! Dan: Why are you cheering? Rick: He's not Mike. Dan & Rick: BRUCE! BRUCE! BRUCE! BRUCE! > Meka yelled slight encouragements for mike... Rebecca: Oh I get it, it's one of those cute "they hate each other but they're really in love" things. That's so touching I may puke. > more or less to get his act together..and that he was being sloppy. Rebecca: Then again, maybe not. Tsuneo: [Jameka] Stand up and get hit again! > "AHHH ! "Mike charged bruce and caught him with a strong snap kick. > Bruce staggered backwards.... Rick: You know, these two are going at it awfully hard for a demonstration fight. > bruce grinned. > He fliped up and went for a stomp to mikes head. All: Boot to the head! > Mike rolled out of the way and up into a shoryuken, which was > blocked by bruce midair. Rick: Quick! Chain into your incredibly cheap infinite uppercut combo! > "Humming bire counter" Bruce slamed his foot into mikes shoulder > and tried the full counter. Dan: Which is... What? Rick: A full counter, clearly. Tsuneo: A bit of description wouldn't go astray. Rebecca: Although it would stand out like a sore thumb. > But mike stoped it. and tossed bruce away. Dan: Hey! Don't you know those things can be recycled? > they bother panted, then the fight raged on. > ---------------Back at the farmhouse--------- > Zel fianlly came back out of the farmhouse in the overall's, he looked > like a country bumpkin. Dan: Well, one with blue skin and made out of stone. > "err..." zel did not say a word > Ranko handed him a garden tool. Rick: [Zelgadis] What is this precisely? Rebecca: [Ranko] I dunno, but you can have it. > She smiled > "There now, thats much better" Ranko said > "Now get ta work!" she gave zel an evil grin > Zel complied, with a slight yawn. Tsuneo: [Zelgadis] Remind me, what's my motivation in this scene? > Back at the masaki house.. Rick: Stately Wayne manor. Dan: Hold it! We need to randomly cut to a few more locations for no reason! > the fight was at an end. Rebecca: [Lina] And now, for your entertainment, Naga and I shall stage a magical duel. Say, you didn't like that house, did you? > Few trees had been knocked down by mike and bruce's waring ways..... Tsuneo: I hope you're going to put those back afterwards. > Just as the fight was about to finish, Yosho, Tenchi, and Rezo walked > down in front of them... Dan: Not between them, you twerp! Rick: Down in front, we're trying to watch what passes for the action. > Lina's eyes got as big as saucers, and she could hardly speak. > "everyone come here"Yosho said waving the group over > "i would like you to meet a newfound friend of mine" yosho said Rebecca: He isn't going to ask about the latest bunch of wierdos hanging around? Tsuneo: I think he's beyond caring at this point. > "Lina?" Naga looked at her > "What wrong" Naga shook her Dan: [Lina] I just realised... What are you doing with us? I dumped you long before I met Gaurry or Zel. > Lina was pale white..she could not beleive what she was seeing, Rick: Neither can we, but there you go. > where her eyes deceiving her..or.....was she seeing Rezo, AGAIN. Tsuneo: It was only the completely illogical conclusion they'd leapt to last night. Dan: Lina, if you'd read the intro, you'd have seen this coming. > Rezo looked in the direction of lina and naga, and payed them no > real attention. As if..he had never crossed lina before. Rebecca: Well, he has never met Naga - trust me, he'd remember. Rick: He probably just thinks she's part of the regular crowd around here. > Lina eventaully got the gumption to go over to rezo Rick: Gumption, gumption... Is that a real word? Rebecca: I think it's a kind of hardware putty. > "what are you doing here!" she said harshly Tsuneo: I'm wondering that myself. Rebecca: Well, that is the big question of this crossover. > "i....don't know, miss...?" Rezo said > "you know who i am..im the woman who killed you TWICE!" she snaped Dan: [Rezo] No, I'm pretty sure I'd remember that. > "No...really miss..i have never met you" rezo said with a slight frown > "Wha?!" lina wondered if he was really telling the truth. Rick: Easy. Blow him up and see how he reacts. Rebecca: [Rezo] Yes, this is a sensation I'm rather familiar with. I believe we have met before. > After They all talked outside for a bit..eventually everyone went into > the house, including Rezo, Zel, And Ranko. Tsuneo: So Yosho just stands around outside, does he? Rick: Say, where's Vegeta? Dan: I think he's still asleep. Rebecca: Well, we've gone almost two chapters without him. > Lina, Naga, And Zel all sat on a seperate side of the table as rezo..they > where taking no chances...... Rick: Of course, why Naga is wary of Rezo is anyone's guess given that she's never met him... and pretty oblivious to danger. > Then Washuu burst up out of the lab covered in papers, and wraped up in print > outs. Dan: She really gets wrapped up in her work. Rebecca: That was so bad, I'm not even goign to hit you for it. Dan: Cool! [Rebecca pulls a rope hanging from the ceiling that you'd swear wasn't there before. A massive stone block labeled "Super Crushing Press" falls on Dan's head. It cracks apart.] Dan: Wha happened? Rick: Well that was original. Not entirely unexpected, though. > "The Thing That Came Here Last NIGHT WAS A DEMON!!! A BIG ONE!" Washuu shouted > Everyone Gasp, And Looked over at Washuu. Dan: Demon? This is coming out of the scientist? Rebecca: [Washu] Okay, so it's an extradimensional entity possessing immense amounts of inexplicable power that we shall, for the time being, call a demon. Rick: Oh, like my aunt Edna? Rebecca: Yes Rick, like your aunt Edna. > End Part Three. > Hehehe, Pretty Kewl Huh? All: No. > Last Time: > Rezo returns! AGAIN!, Rebecca: The guy un-dies more often than Superman. > Mike and Bruce were inturrupted again(will they ever > finish a fight?), and Washuu finds a demon. Dan: [Washu] Whaddya know, it was lurking at the back of the fridge. Rick: Let's see... Half a tomato, aged stick of celery, empty jar of mayonnaise, demon beast from the nether realms... Ah! Coffee. > Lets look in and see whats going on now. Tsuneo: I may be the authour, but I don't have any control around here. > ----------------------Slayers Muyo #4--------------------- > Washuu huffed, waving the papers. > "OK PEOPLE!" Washuu yelled > "The demon things name is.....InfenXian." Washuu said Rick: I think they've got a pill for that. Dan: InfenXian? How does he come up with that? Rebecca: How do you pronounce that? Tsuneo: And how did she instantly find out its name? > The others all filed into the living room upon washuu's request. Mike > sat near meka, which she quickly put an end to that...punting him. Rick: We'd like to apologise for the repetition in this fic. > They all listend as washuu explianed what was going on. Dan: They've gotten to the point of not caring. Rick: What, just like us? > "This creature is a lesser demon" Washuu said > "according to my data..." Washuu was cut off > "A Lesser demon?!" Lina's eyes widend Rebecca: [Lina] Ah, those things are easy. Just dragon slave them into oblivion and don't worry about the landscape. > "yep, thats right miss inverse" Washuu nodded sternly Dan: [Washu] You get a cookie! > "but, where did it come from...little washuu" Tenchi asked > "And why is it here" bruce said. Tsuneo: And how many teeth does it have. Rebecca: And can I break it? > "IF I KNEW ALL OF THIS I WOULD NOT BE EXPLAINING WHAT LITTLE I KNOW!" She > roared Rick: But you're not explaining anything. Rebecca: [Washu] Oh yeah. > Bruces hair stood pushed back. Dan: So that's how Vegeta does it in the morning. I did wonder. > "Alright" he stared and listend Tsuneo: No need to shout about it. > Mike meanwhile slid down the wall he had been punted into. All: We don't care! > Babbling something about > "One Batty, batty, batty, Ah, ah ah" Rebecca: How very interesting for you, Mike. Tsuneo: Why do I have the feeling that if not for Mike, Jameka wouldn't have any character at all? > "mmm..well anyway, Washuu sama. What can we do about the demon" naga > said Tsuneo: Get Vegeta to obliterate it, go home, have pie and take the afternoon off. > "well details are sketchy at best miss naga" Washuu said Rebecca: But we're hoping to know more in time for the six o'clock bulletin. > "According to this..the demon was spawned from an upper demon named > Shabrinigo" Washuu said Rick: Say, how precisely? Dan: It just, you know. Rick: But I thought Shabranigdo's dead. Dan: It just spawned anyway. > Lina And zel's Eyes got HUGE. > Naga blinked, thinking she had heard that name before but she could not > place it. Rick: Shabrinigdo... Ah yeah, Mr. Shabrinigdo, my year eight gym teacher. Dan: I hope that's a joke, Rick. > Mike got up > "So what exactly, does this demon thing have to do with us...washuu" > mike said, cracking his neck, not too interested. Tsuneo: Oh nothing, I just thought I'd point it out. Rebecca: Well we just happen to have a famous SLAYER OF DEMONS and her witless minion here. > "What it has to do with you mike, is that YOU are going to go..and get > it back in that portal before it destroys earth....even now it's started > to eat the earths mana" Rebecca: Fortunately, we've got plenty of spare Forests, Islands and Swamps to go around. > washuu said, pointing at some papers Dan: [Washu] See these? They're made of compressed wood pulp. Tsuneo: [Mike] So? Dan: [Washu] So you're going to fight the demon. Tsuneo: [Mike] Why? That makes no sense. Dan: [Washu] Precisely! you're going to fight the demon because it makes no sense! Tsuneo: [Mike] Er... Seems fair. > "HA! you think im going to stick my neck out to fix something you caused > washuu!"Mike cackled > Washuu raised her brow > "No, But it just so happens..that i did not cause this.. Tsuneo: So can we finally have an explanation as to what *did* cause this? I mean, it's just the last chapter and all. > and unless you > want earth to go byebye, you shall do this" she yelled into his ear Dan: Is this a multiple choice thing? > "UNDERSTAND" > Mike fell over, rubbing his ear. He just nodded. Rick: Smile and nod, Mike. Smile and nod. > Bruce raised his brow > "hey little washuu, doesn't mana mean "Life"" Bruce asked curiously > "it sure does bruce" washuu nodded, and patted him on the head Rebecca: [Washu] Good boy. He's adapted to the new order. > "So....Shabrinigdo's son of sorts..." lina looked at washuu > "yep..thats right kiddo." Washuu said. Dan: [Lina] But that doesn't make any sense. Rebecca: [Washu] Look, I didn't write this stuff. I'm just reading the script. > "hmmmm" rezo just listend > "And i also found out why our visually impaired friend here..is here in > the first place" Washuu said pointing. Tsuneo: Okay, but what about Lina, Naga and Zel? Rebecca: Shush! > "i found the time stream that has the fight with Rezo, and the fight > with shabrinigdo" Washuu continued > "It seems that when you all killed rezo orignally, my Cause and effect > controller copied an exatct copy of rezo.. Rick: [Washu] I have no idea why it did this, it just *did.* > and it took all this time for it to manifest it's self." Rick: Except without the memories. Rebecca: So in other words, it is all your fault. Dan: [Washu] Well, I wouldn't go as far as to say that. > She continued to explain, why he was not evil, > and so fourth, she also explained why he did not seem to have a very > good memory of past events. Dan: And why is that? Rebecca: Because. No reason, just because. > "And in closing" Washuu ended her speach Rick: [Washu] And in conclusion, I hate you all. > Everyone in the room were bored to sleep. Tsuneo: That would be funny if it wasn't so true. > She looked around and started to get angry... > "WAKE UPPPP!!!!"She yelled Dan: [Mike] Aah! Six! Nine! Aspirin! Mice! Fiberglass! What was the question? > Everyone bolted awake > Shortly after...... > Everyone was now outside..and they listend to washuu explain more about > the demon. Rick: It's big and ugly. > And how the slayers could return to there plain of exsistance. Rebecca: Their existence is anything but plain. > Before the time continuim was thrown out of place. > Mike Siped cherry coke listening, as ranko drank normal coke. > Oddly enough there was no confrontation there... Dan: Because as we all know, everyone who drinks regular coke hates cherry coke. > Bruce stood up Tsuneo: [Bruce] Forget it, I'm leaving. > "ok washuu, so where is this demon now?" Bruce ask Dan: Somewhere later this chapter, I'm hoping. Rick: It had better be, we've almost finished the fic. > "yeah, i want to do kick some demon tail"Mike raised his cherry coke > bottle, Everyone got a sweatdrop looking at him Rick: Wasn't he the one who didn't want to... Ah, forget it. > "Yes little washuu, where is it." Zel stood > "yeah, i want to get back home" lina protested Dan: [Lina] I've got things to blow up! > Tenchi did not say much, cause he wanted no part of it..he just cuddled > with ryoko. Dan: I'm beginning to think Tenchi's got the best deal out of this fic. Rebecca: Apart from having his house invaded, no time in the spotlight and a lobotomy? > "well according to my readings...the demon made it's self at home in > china somewhere" Washuu Said Rick: Oh, that really narrows it down. Anywhere in particular? > "Sooo pack your bags, it's time fora road trip" Washuu smiled gleefully > Everyone fell over. All: Road trip! Road trip! Tsuneo: Of course, getting there by road is a *little* hard. > Shortly after that.......they had all since readied themselves. > Vegeta had finally returned from his deep space training. All: WHOAH! Dan: So what... in the middle of the cave scene in chapter one, he buggered off into deep space? Tsuneo: Wouldn't you? Dan: Thanks so much for filling us in, Thane. > And he had been filled in on the situation > And agreed to teleport them. Rick: Well that was simple. Rebecca: So much for the road trip. I wanted Mike and Meka to strangle each other in the back seat. Dan: Yeah, but Lina would have to stop for food every time a Stuckey's goes by. > -----------In China------------- > InfenXian Had since mad it'self at home...in a chinese temple. Dan: Excuse me! Mystical swordsmen and beautiful ghosts coming through! Mind the melee, folks. > The Creature looked human, but had pale grey skin...and a long black tail. > He grinned as he munched on mana he had collected from unfortunate villagers. Rick: [Singing] Munch on maneros! Gotta munch on maneros! Munch on maneeerooos! Tsuneo: Give me that! [Tsuneo reaches past Rebecca and pulls the rope. Another huge stone block falls from the roof - right on top of Dan.] Dan: OOOW! What was that for? Tsuneo: Oops, sorry. > "Soon Lina inverse, i shall have vengence on you...for what you did to my > father" he cackled madly Dan: Hooray! At last, a plot! Rick: [IfenXian] You killed my father! Rebecca: [Lina] I am your father. Tsuneo: Nah, that made absolutely no sense. > ---------------------------Back at the masaki house---------- > "are we all ready to go yet?" Washuu asked. Dan: Are we there yet? > "umm yeah, i think so.."mike said Rebecca: Let's see... Four crazed martial artists, one elite saiyan, three sorcerers... Yep, that's it. Rick: Hang on, what about Tenchi or Ryoko? Rebecca: What about them? > Meka just nodded, as did bruce. > "yeah me too" Lina said > "let's get moving!" naga said > "ok ok...Don't get your leather in a twist" veg rolled his eyes Dan: Heh. I'd like to see that. Rebecca: Dan, don't make me. > "Im going too!!" Ranko chimed! > "alright, alright" veg said Rick: [Vegeta] You're all so pushy. I should just obliterate the whole planet and be done with it. > He pointed at the group, Circled them with his finger.. Rebecca: Vegeta's giving you the finger. What are you going to do, cry about it? > wraping them in green energy, and mass teleported them all to china. > Soon they all arrived in a small village in the Xiamen province of china. > To there disgust..the village was littered with skeletons, of the > unfortunate villagers Rebecca: Hey... they've wandered straight into a Hong Kong movie. Rick: Hey... is that a Coke machine over there? > "Geez, talk about a pig" Mike said Dan: He didn't even clean up after himself. > "well at least he left the bones...." bruce said with a shrug > The group looked at mike and bruce..then shook it off Rick: Weirdos. > "There" lina pointed to the temple at the top of a hill in the middle of town > "it's there i can sense it" lina said seriously Rebecca [Lina]: It's heeeeere... > "yeah me too lina" Zel said > Naga nodded as to symbolize she knew as well. Rebecca: Actually she's just pretending that she knows what's going on. > Veg looked at the temple > "Ya think it could be a trap" Mike ask Dan: No, it looks more like a temple to me. > "oh, you know it's gotta be a trap" veg said Rebecca: Which is why I say obliterate the whole place with a Dragon Slave from here. It's not like the villagers are going to complain or anything. It's what Lina probably would do. > "yeah, of course it is" Ranko said with a smirk. > Mike got a sweatdrop after his question was pretty much thoughly answered Tsuneo: So... It's a trap. Now what? Dan: Dragon slave! Dragon slave! > They all cautsiously started to make there way to the small temple... Rebecca: I still don't see why they don't just destroy it from here. Rick: Because that implies being sensible. > As they walked..they noticed the bones..of the people around them began to > rattle....and shake..... Tsuneo: Hey, keep it down! we're trying to build tension here! > The bones started to pull together...forming some pretty touch looking > creatures..made of bones. Rick: Evil dead! > "HA!""mike threw a punch...and punched right through one's body. > The thing seemed unaffected..and tossed mike aside > "ACK!" he went flying into some hay bails. Rebecca: That just *happened* to be handy. > Bruce threw some kicks..and a few humming bird strikes, to no avail > though..they just kept comming. Dan: It's the undead. What you need is a shotgun. > Zel, lina, and naga looked at each other then nodded. Rebecca: [Lina] Let's blow this pop stand. Tsuneo: [Naga] Awww, I want to see them get trounced first. > "FREEZE ARROW" naga called out as she froze some the skeleton like > creatures > "FIREBALL" lina shouted..and cast her spell on some > "STONE SPIKER"zel slamed his hand into the ground..and smashed the > frozen and burned mess. > Vegeta rounded it all off with some energy blast Dan: Why didn't you just do that to start with? > The creatures where dusted > Ranko pulled mike outta the hay bail with meka's help Rebecca: Just so they could throw him back in again. Hey, that could be fun. Care to try it, Dan? Dan: Do we get to take turns? Rebecca: No. > he looked like the scarecrow when they managed to him out. Tsuneo: Yeah, I think Mike needs a brain. Rick: I think he's not the only one. > they all continued to the temple...dragging mike along. Dan: [Bruce] Do we have to? Can't we just leave him in the hay and be done with it? > Eventually while walking, mike got back up on his own... Rick: Oh, he can walk. What a surprise. > while he was spitting out hay..the others watched. > Bruce laughed. Rebecca: This whole thing's so horribly disjointed. It's like it's an IRC transcript or something. > Eventually they all arrived at the temple, Where the demon was. Dan: The demon was actually out to lunch, but I'm sure he'll be back soon. > Xiamen peered from inside the temple. Rick: Xiamen? Who's Xiamen? Dan: I think it's the demon. Tsuneo: But it was called InfenXian or something like that. Rebecca: I don't care. It's easier to pronounce this way. > Sitting in the middle of the floor. > Lina stormed into the room. > "Alright, Your the cause of all this time shifting mess!! AREN'T YOU!" > Lina growled Rebecca: [Demon] Actually, no. I was just passing through. > "Yes, Miss Inverse i am. Quite Responsible" The demon replied with a > smirk as the others entered the room Dan: [Zelgadis] So why did you do it? Rick: [Demon] Unh... Er... Um... You know, I'm sure I had a reason. Rebecca: [Lina] Ugh. Useless b-list demons. > "I have been waiting for you all"Xiamen Grinned at lina mainly Rick: [Demon] What took you so damn long? Rebecca: [Lina] We had to have lunch first. > "Well now you got us here pal" Mike said. > "Yeah!" meka growled > "Yes, Your going back to the same location where you dad came from!" Zel > said, Determined Dan: Yeah... And... Now what? Rick: So his plan consisted of travelling to another dimension, dragging a random assortment of Slayers characters with him, then sitting in a temple in China and waiting for them to find him? Whereupon he does... Nothing? Tsuneo: He hasn't thought this one through, has he? > "Hrrrmm..i really don't think you all have a chance against me. "Xiamen laughed Dan: Sorry to burst your bubble, but you are only a lesser demon. Heck, Lina's taken on scarier meals than you. > "ohhhh now, Is that so...."Naga Readied a spell > "Yes indeed it is" Xiamen said....With that, he whiped his tail at naga, > Knocking her aside...stoping here from using her spell. Rick: [Naga] This seems to happen to me a lot. Tsuneo: [Vegeta] I said stand back and let me nuke it, but does anyone listen to me? Nooo. > "OOF!" Naga Rolled into lina > "ACK Get offa me naga!!" Lina kicked her away > Naga Went flying Rick: This seems to happen a lot too. Rebecca: There's this thing called the paragraph. Ever heard of it? > "Alright, enough of this.... FLARE ARROW" Zel yelled casting his spell at Xiamen > Xiamen shrugged it off > "hmmm..he aint effected" lina said Tsuneo: Cheap bastard's got a minor globe of invulnerability. > "ohh i will effect him alright" Mike said > Getting into position to strike, Mike leaped up onto ranko and meka's heads > "hey thanx girls...this is just perfect" Mike said grinning Dan: [Mike] we look stupid and we make a great target. Rebecca: Don't worry, I think the demon's too busy trying to figure out what it does next. > Meka and ranko looked up at him...battle aura flaring All: Ooooohhhhh! > Mike called bruce over for a double team Rick: [Mike] Quick! Explain our plans to each other clearly enough for the demon to understand! Dan: [Bruce] Gotcha! > "Ready Bruce?" Mike ask with a grin > "Yep!" Bruce said stancing Rebecca: Stancing? Is that legal? > "ohhh this should be good" Xiamen Grinned Rick: More like pathetic, actually. Tsuneo: And this is meant to be the climactic battle. Sad, huh? > "Lina....they are not going to be able to scratch him...help me..."Zel > said getting behind mike and bruce Dan: [Zelgadis] I'll let them take the brunt of it. > "Right!" Lina said > Zel and lina began to cast a spell.... Rebecca: Somehow, I don't think Mordenkeinen's Magnificent Manor is that useful right now. > "MASTER DRAGON KICK!" Mike lept at xiamen, Bruce went into > "Eagle Flare" Firing off a few chi blast that looked something like small birds... > "DEAL DRAGON" Lina shouted, Firing her own blast > "Dill BRAND" zel shouted > The Huge attack rolled together..forming at the head of mikes kick Rick: Hang on... Mike and Bruce are using chi attacks, Lina's using black magic and Zel's using white magic... They're completely different types of energy! Chi energy comes from within the body, black magic from demons and white magic from the astral plane. So they shouldn't be able to combine them all. Further more, they haven't even practiced combining their attacks or anything like that. Rebecca: That was concise and pointless at the same time. Well done. Rick: It's a talent. > Xiamen Got nailed pretty badly.. Tsuneo: Damn you, stink man! > and went flying through the wall..and > bounced a few feet into the nearby stream.....steam comming from him..since > he was so toasty.. Rick: Mmm... Toasty. > Mike Landed and turned around the group > "HA!! HE FELT MY TRUE POWER! " Mike laughed! Rebecca: You? You did diddly squat! > "WHATT!!??" The group looked at mike? Tsuneo: I don't know, did they? You tell us, Mr. authour. > Mike quickly shut up. Dan: He never shuts up. > Eventually veg, caught up to the group. Rebecca: Hey Vegeta, where were you? Dan: [Vegeta] Hmm? Oh, Goku and I just popped out to save the universe and trash a few cosmic entities. > "Phew..what a workout...those things just would not stay down" veggie said > "So where the demon? " veg said Rick: [Vegeta] Do I get to blow it up? Rebecca: Nope. Rick: [Vegeta] D'oh! > The group pointed to the demon sized hole. > Veg got a sweatdrop. > Meanwhile outside, at the stream...xiamen lay in the stream face down.... > pretty much KO'ed Tsuneo: [Demon] I'm okay... Rick: [Demon] Rotting grill structure... > "Alright...lets get him back to japan... Dan: How much would it cost to post that sucker? > so washuu can send us back" Lina said > Naga finally stirred > "ehh what happend" she ask dazed > "ohhh nothing" lina smiled cutely Tsuneo: That pretty much summarises the whole fic. > -------------------------------------------------------Later > "Ok, So....we got a demon....." Washuu tapped the glass holding tank Rick: Hey, maybe you should throw in a little Japanese castle for him to swim around. > "We got a Red Preist" Washuu pointed that rezo was straped into the > space time converter Dan: [Rezo] Well I really contributed to this story. Rebecca: Hey, while he's here, why don't they get Rezo to turn Zel back into a normal human? Tsuneo: Because... Um... Well, I can't think of any reason not to. > "And we have an entire group of slayers" Washuu said checking things off Dan: No, all you've got is three random characters who were never in the same place at the one time. > "umm miss washuu, are you sure this thing is safe..."Zel ask... Rebecca: [Washu] Heck no, but we'll use it anyway. > "of course im sure....i think" Washuu said with a mischeavious grin > "Ehhh heh....." Naga chirped > "Well anyway....Little Washuu, Thank you so much for all you have done" > Lina said Dan: [Lina] I mean, without you, this whole stupid mess wouldn't have happened... I think. > "yeah. Well don't worry about it" Washuu said with a smile Tsuneo: [Washu] Next time you need a handy Deus Ex Machina, I'm right here! Rick: [Lina] Oh no, we've got someone for that already. Rebecca: [Xellos] Oh, hello. Did I miss anything? > "Well it's time for you all to go....space time is going to get even more > screwed up the longer you stay here" Washuu said Rick: This is obviously a relative term. > "Yeah, Let's GO!!" Lina said > With that washuu threw some switches, and turned some dials... Dan: Push the button, Frank! Rebecca: Did you insert the intensifier disk? Rick: Yes. Rebecca: Turn the control wheel eighteen degrees to the left? Rick: Did that. > and a few > minutes later the time space converter 'accelerated' sending the slayers > back home, and the demon to subspace..and the rezo...back to his proper > space time corodinates. Dan: So let me get this right. They were all dumped home, the demon was let loose in subspace, and Rezo was, what disintegrated? Ain't that a little unfair to the guy? Rebecca: Oh, he's used to it by now. > Later after washuu had sent them back...she came up out of the lab. > And went to the kitchen to get something to eat. > There veggie and mike sat....reading some magazines. Dan: What the hell kind of magazines are Vegeta and Mike reading, anyway? Tsuneo: Better Homes and Gardens. You just can never pick 'em. > Then washuu peered at one of the magazines. > "MetallicA? Whats That???" Washuu said puzzled?? Rebecca: I think you could call it music. Think. > End Slayers Muyo! Part #4 > Well hope you all enjoyed this one. MetallicA Muyo! is next to come. Dan [James Hepfield]: CROSSOVER BAD! > Then "Deconstructive critsisim" Rebecca: I'm very good at that. > Well anyway, Till then...i remain. > XDarkThane@AOL.com [Rebecca pulls on the cord. Another stone block drops from the celing and crushes the TV into powder] Voice: Not again... Dan: At least it wasn't me. Voice: And we'd gone so long without loosing one... Rebecca: When you have power, abuse it. Tsuneo: That's it. That thing comes out. Rebecca: Awww... gee, do we have to? Tsuneo: Yes. Rebecca: And the monk? Tsuneo: Especially the monk. Voice: When you're finished debating what to do with *my* property, I'd like to have your reviews. Tsuneo: These people are idiots. Rick: We'd like to apologise for the repetition in this fic. Voice: Properly, thanks. Tsuneo: Well... It was a wasteland of a fanfic. Barren, uninteresting and boring. The characters have just about no personality, save for some pre- set routines: Mike pervs, Meka chases him, Bruce sighs, Ranko farms and Vegeta just isn't there. Suddenly the Slayers cast show up, and pretty much do nothing too. Oh yeah, then there's a fight scene. And it ends. Whoopee. Dan: The writing was so stupid. I mean, there was the first chapter with its Amazing Capitalisation Action, little scattered bits of sentences, and overused of commas, and just about every single sentence is a new line. What ever happened to the paragraph? Even I can write better than that. Rebecca: I'd like to see you try, Dan. Dan: I can too! Rebecca: Whatever. This is one of those fanfics that reads more like an outline of a fic rather than an actual completed piece of work. The writing made everything look like it was a rough draft like the authour was saying "this is what will happen ion this scene" rather than a completed work. The same goes for the dialogue, it really seemed to be an outline of the minimal information needed to get over what was going on in the scene. The minimal characterisation adds to the impression that it was less a fanfic than a plot summary. Rick: At least it wasn't an Evangelion/Slayers crossover this time. The one thing that did get me in the fanfic was the repetition. The characterisation basically consisted of the characters doing the same few things over and over again. The best examples are Mike and Jameka. Mike does something pervy. Jameka chases him. They fight. Mike gets blown up or whatever. And then it happens about three more times in the chapter. Rebecca: Well, that's it. Off we go. Tsuneo: Nah-uh. You've got to pull that thing out first. Rebecca: Aw gee... do I have to? Tsuneo: Rebecca, don't do the cute act on me. Rick: She doesn't have a cute act. Rebecca: I'll do the pouty. Tsuneo: It doesn't work on me. Rebecca: You can't take the pouty. Tsuneo: Can too. Rebecca: Fine [To Dan] Dan, can you remove the crushing press for me? Dan: No. Rebecca [Pouty]: Pleeeeease? Dan: [Small] Yes. Tsuneo: Hopeless. Rick: I've always wondered how she gets away with it. Rebecca: See you later, Dan. Dan: Bye, guys. [They all leave except for Dan] Dan: Hang on, what have I gotten my self into? [The screen goes blank] Dan: Oh well, now to remove this thing... [THWACK] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Riffed by: Jinas & Rick R. Mortis (rickr@one.net.au) Dan and Tsuneo are copyright 1995-2000 Max Fauth (Jinas) Rebecca Bartley & Rick R. 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